The blond at the casino
 

A sexy Irish blonde at a Casino, seemed a little intoxicated 😎

She bet 20,000 Euro on a single Roll of dice.

She said - "I hope you don't mind, but I feel Luckier when I'm nude."

With that, she removed her clothes, rolled the dice and yelled-
"Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the Dice came to a stop, she jumped and yelled - "Yes, Yes,
I Won.. I Won.."

She hugged each dealer and picked up her winnings and clothes and left.

The dealers gazed at each other, dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked-
"What number rolled on the dice?"
The other - "I don't know, I thought you were watching."

Moral of the story:

1.Not All drunks are Drunk😉,
2.Not all Blondes are dumb😳,
3. But all Men are Men!!!

Haha :D It's a funny story with a good moral.
But if this blonde played in an online casino (e.g. here https://casino-now.co.uk) such a story wouldn't happened. But let me add another joke:

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Darling, pack up your things. I just won a million pounds - slot machine jackpot!" A wife replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon" :}

Never gets old :D

Can't miss a joke about the casino. My work has too much influence on me, meh..

But I don't mind.