T.V. Licence scam
 

Just had an e-mail,"unable to renew licence please send details".

I have Ten Million US Dollars in a Ugandan Bank Account waiting for you.Send me all your Bank details along with Account number and I will make sure your Bank Account is cleared out.;)

ive just had one from paypal saying my account as been suspended please follow the link ,
the scammers will do everything and anything to get your info its funny cos i bought a pair of curtains on ebay this afteernoon and paid through paypal rgds mark

“Hello - I am from Microsoft and I am calling you to fix the problem you have with your computer”

“Which one?” I replied - “I have three”

The idiot hung up.

Just had another one Government want to refund me £378 tax.

I have replied to at least three of these scam e-mails in the last week, one I gave them fake bank details and went along with the scam, knowing I had wasted five mins of their time as they type the numbers in :D

The other emails I just responded in my best tourettes language.