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Number 6 17th June 2017 20:23

Request to Admin
 
To the admin ....

Can you please try to have a little more control over who you let in. There is a new member. An elderly woman. She has been privately messaging men. She sends naked pictures of herself in grotesque poses along with close ups of her lady garden. She is offering a samsung galaxy s8 in exchange for sexual favors.
I am especially upset because as it turns out, the phone wasn't even a galaxy s8... It was a galaxy s5 and it obviously has a virus because it's really slow. If that wasn't bad enough... The power button sticks

Dragrad 18th June 2017 23:41

Are Admin/Mods doing something about this ? :D:D

Reebs 19th June 2017 06:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragrad (Post 2507766)
Are Admin/Mods doing something about this ?

Yes, having a good chuckle :laughing2:

Bogbrush82 19th June 2017 09:22

Reminds me of an old dear I met in Tesco a few years ago.

Her - "Is that porn?"

Me - "No, it's the Alien trilogy box set" :shrug:

Her (smiling mischievously) - "Oh, that's a shame. I love me porn"

Me - :eek:

I've not been able to live it down since. :duh:

Phil th Barrow 19th June 2017 10:25

Hi Reebs

Sorry to jump in on this thread. But I carnt PM you as I'm still blue. Payed subs last month and my in and sent box is full. I don't want to delete these. Can you check it out for me please??

Cheers

Phil

willshot 19th June 2017 12:01

Reminds me of the time I was 16 and working in a supermarket on a Saturday. I was stood on a stool stacking shelves and a lady came up to me with a box of Dr Whites. Shes said " Do you have these in a larger size " I nearly fell off the stool as I didn't know whether she meant a bigger box or a bigger something else. :D:D:D:D:D:D

Beena wild 19th June 2017 12:22

Or the fella who saw hardcore advertised and came around with a shopping bag to put it in.!:shrug:

MarkS 19th June 2017 14:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Number 6 (Post 2507249)
To the admin ....

Can you please try to have a little more control over who you let in. There is a new member. An elderly woman. She has been privately messaging men. She sends naked pictures of herself in grotesque poses along with close ups of her lady garden. She is offering a samsung galaxy s8 in exchange for sexual favors.
I am especially upset because as it turns out, the phone wasn't even a galaxy s8... It was a galaxy s5 and it obviously has a virus because it's really slow. If that wasn't bad enough... The power button sticks

I used to have a S5 with a dodgy power button, come to think of it. I'll be damned if I can find it. :shrug::p:

neilb740 22nd June 2017 14:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragrad (Post 2507766)
Are Admin/Mods doing something about this ?

Answering private messages and trying out their new phones :D


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