Local Welsh jokes.
 

Got these off Facebook.
1. What does a valley girl use for protection for sex.
"A bus shelter."
2. What do call a 30yr old valley girl.
"Nan"
3. What do you call a valley girl in a white track suit.
"The Bride."
4. What's the most confusing day in the valleys.
"Fathers Day."

These sound like our Essex girl jokes.

Sadly, most of the ones that I know can't be posted on here. :getmecoat:

My wife and two daughters are Essex girls. I can vouch for their modesty and impeccable deportment. One from Barkingside, one from Barking, one from Basildon.
Far from 'B's', they are all really 'A's'.