I know someone who gets someone else to polish his grass..... he's dyslexic !!

I'm sorry this just doesnt read properly

Better go to SpecSaver...

If they do 2 for the price of 1, surely that would give you double vision

I've got that ... CSI on TV, Top Gear on the PC... TOO MUCH INPUT!!

Hm...if Einstein had a P.C. would he have gone back in time, when he pressed the refresh key and as for deleting history...surely thats a paradox?....no history no you!P.

Some say that coming out of the trees was a bad move for humanity. Personally, I think leaving the sea was a bad move :confused:

Not for Ursula Andress

Clash of The Titans...............a classic.

Princess Andromeda.....I allways liked Julie Christie and a Kraken nowhere in sight, mind you John Wyndham found one!