Valentines Day - Why not give her a "Love Sausage"?
 

Marks and Spencer has launched one, which will be available in their stores:

:smilie_re:https://www.itv.com/news/2019-02-07/...alentines-day/

No comment from me! :D

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Love the thread title made me laugh. :D

Love Sausage? I showed this to my wife, she replied " the last time I had one. it was very enjoyable,but I invariably ended up in their "Pudding Club" too. :getmecoat:

Kev.

LMAO lol. :laughing2::laughing2::laughing2::laughing2:

You can join the Pudding Club via entry of a Pork Sword apparently.....

Well, not want to waste a fiver, I thought I would run it past SWMBO to see if see fancied a love sausage, in bed, on Valentines day. ;)
After much confusion, I showed her an image of the M&S heart shaped sausage, wrapped in bacon.

She told me that that she doesn't need anymore "pigs in blankets" in bed. :confused:

I gave my bird £200 on Valentines day. Mind you she had just passed GO again ;):D

I asked mine what she wanted she wanted me to do, on Valentines day.
She said that she would like me to take her somewhere really expensive.

So, I took her up the petrol station. ;)