Jack's new wife
 

Jack decided it was time to tie the knot with his girlfriend. One Friday evening, not long after their honeymoon, Jack was organising his golfing equipment ready for a weekend tournament. His new wife was standing nearby, watching him, getting increasingly agitated. After a long period of silence, she finally spoke. "Honey, I've been thinking. Now that we're married I think it's time you packed up this golfing lark – it takes up so much of your spare time evenings and weekends. Maybe you should think about selling your clubs and golf cart and finding a new hobby that we can both enjoy."

Jack immediately looked thunderstruck. Horrified at the look on his face, she said, "Darling, what ever's wrong?" Jack replied sharply, "For a minute there, you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"EX-WIFE……..!! " she screams........ "I didn't know you had been married before!"

Jack replied….....”I haven't!!"