Golf
 

Three ladies are chipping up to the fourth hole at River Hill Golf Club when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green:

The three ladies stand in awe at the size of his manhood.

The first lady says. "He is definitely not my husband."

The second lady, gazes at his manhood and says. "He is not mine either."

After a very considerable inspection, the third lady finally says.....

"He's not even a member of this golf club."