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FLYING BANANA 6th June 2018 21:26

My age.....
 
I'm 49 and I realized I still have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out... the way to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps... why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"... why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed... why "abbreviated" is such a long word... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ...and do you really think I am this witty ?? ... I actually stole this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, Uncle's cousin's, baby momma's Doctor..

Number 6 7th June 2018 07:47

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Originally Posted by FLYING BANANA (Post 2637729)
I'm 49 and I realized I still have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out... the way to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps... why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"... why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed... why "abbreviated" is such a long word... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ...and do you really think I am this witty ?? ... I actually stole this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, Uncle's cousin's, baby momma's Doctor..


49,??????????????;)

FLYING BANANA 7th June 2018 08:57

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Originally Posted by Number 6 (Post 2637793)
49,??????????????;)

49.9 and a bit more.

actros 7th June 2018 14:11

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Originally Posted by FLYING BANANA (Post 2637820)
49.9 and a bit more.

I thought it was 69.9 Bob

:getmecoat:

DerekS 7th June 2018 14:33

Just you wait till its 90.9 then you can start complaining .

FLYING BANANA 7th June 2018 15:11

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Originally Posted by actros (Post 2637898)
I thought it was 69.9 Bob

:getmecoat:

Not yet, have a wee bit to go till then.

Number 6 7th June 2018 15:53

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Originally Posted by FLYING BANANA (Post 2637820)
49.9 and a bit more.

Ahh,but what do you call "A bit more":shrug:

FLYING BANANA 7th June 2018 17:07

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Originally Posted by Number 6 (Post 2637930)
Ahh,but what do you call "A bit more":shrug:

In my case, a bit more means just that. However in my defence I have memory loss on a Wednesday.


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