The Hat
 

Prince Charles arrived in Inverkeithing in Fife to open the Highland Games. He was appropriately dressed in the kilt, but had a very strange hat on his head. It looked like a Davy Crockett hat, but was made out of a fox.

As the day wore on one of the officials was getting more and more curious, till it got the better of him.

He addressed the prince, "Your Royal Highness, one was wondering about the hat?"

"Ah yes." said Prince Charles, "At breakfast this morning mummy was asking what I was doing today, and I told her I was opening the Inverkeithing Highland Games."

Her mouth was full of cornflakes, but I'm sure she said, "Wear the fox hat?"

Thanks for making me laugh after bad day.Keep em coming please:D

Most of them need cleaned-up before posting, and then they don't seem so funny any more.

Bob (Flying Banana) manages to clean his jokes up though, and they are still hilarious. I bet the originals would make for a good night out over a couple of pints. :bowdown:

I remember seeing this many years ago on a Miller advert. Just found it again on Youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb0kiiB3O-o

Where is Octamocty?????? Don't know how its spelled.

Cracking joke :D:D:D:D:D. Thanks for sharing :}.

Auchtermuchty is actually a town in Fife, Scotland. Often used by comedians due to it's name being difficult to pronounce for non Scots! :}

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auchtermuchty

A visitor recently asked me.... "How do I get to Come To Do ?" Somewhat perplexed I asked him... do you have an address ? He showed me the letter with the address on it... it was Cwmtydu....:eek::D