A dog called.............
 

Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Lassie. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me:

When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex.

He said. "I would like to have one too."

Then I said. "But this is a dog."

He said he didn't care what she looked like.

Then I said. "But you don't understand I have had Sex since I was 9 years old.”

He replied that I must have been quite a kid.

“When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for me and my wife and a separate room for Sex.”

He said. “Every room in this place is for sex.”

I said. "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake all night."

And the clerk replied. "Me too,"

“I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have sex in the contest.”

He told me that I could have sold tickets for that.

"But you don't understand, I hope to have Sex on T.V." He called me a Show off.

When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said. "Your honor I had sex before we were married."

The judge said. "Me too."

Then I told him that after we were married sex left me.

He replied "me too".

“Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around for him. A cop came over and asked me.”

"What are you doing wandering around the alley at 4 am for?"

I replied. "I am looking for Sex."

My case comes up in court on Monday!” 🤣

If I ever have a dog, I’ll call it ‘Dog’, so I can get a bowl with its name on....

A lad I went to school with called his dog "Here Boy"
True story that still makes me smile over 50 years later..

This is true, my mate has a dog called Defor.

D FOR DOG.

Defor.

I've not made it up. This is true.

Me and my wife joked when his wife was pregnant that they where going to call the kid Befor.
B FOR BABY!
Luckily they stuck to a more conventional name!

I call my dog the blacksmith.

If I shout at him, he makes a bolt for the door.

My mate once had a three legged dog, its name was 'Yard'

Shouldn't that be a three footed dog?🤔😁😂

It is a wonderful thing to ponder then name your pet, but the drawback is when that hound runs off in the park and you have to start screaming that name. We called our super Battersea cross-bred K-9, seriously.

How old was "Sex" then?

I had a dog called 'Rolex'

It was a watch dog.

I had a dog called Sting

He was a police dog.