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Forum: Social Forum 11th August 2022, 16:23
Replies: 9
Views: 233
Posted By COLVERT
I'm still looking for a small car to better my...

I'm still looking for a small car to better my 50mpg plus of my 75 diesel.--:D


Fire proof, bomb proof and totally reliable.-----:D
Forum: Social Forum 11th August 2022, 16:17
Replies: 3
Views: 187
Posted By COLVERT
Glider pilots search for what they call--UP--but...

Glider pilots search for what they call--UP--but how do they find it with no clouds to show them where it is.----:shrug:
Forum: Social Forum 11th August 2022, 16:13
Replies: 13
Views: 290
Posted By COLVERT
A new brother rather than the sisters you already...

A new brother rather than the sisters you already knew.---------;););)
Forum: Technical Help Forum 11th August 2022, 15:16
Replies: 2
Views: 79
Posted By COLVERT
Presuming is not checking.---:shrug: A master...

Presuming is not checking.---:shrug:
A master cylinder top up might give you a cure for a while if the leak is not too bad.--Worst case would be the slave cylinder about to expire.---:eek:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 11th August 2022, 15:05
Replies: 7
Views: 324
Posted By COLVERT
Unlikely as the alternator would be running all...

Unlikely as the alternator would be running all the time.--;)
Forum: Technical Help Forum 11th August 2022, 14:58
Replies: 3
Views: 81
Posted By COLVERT
Couldn't Screwfix help ??---You didn't mention...

Couldn't Screwfix help ??---You didn't mention them in your post.---:shrug:
Forum: Social Forum 8th August 2022, 22:28
Replies: 331
Views: 16,479
Posted By COLVERT
Looks fool proof.------Hopefully.---;)

Looks fool proof.------Hopefully.---;)
Forum: Technical Help Forum 8th August 2022, 21:50
Replies: 13
Views: 677
Posted By COLVERT
I'm curious too.---;););) The OP dangled...

I'm curious too.---;););)


The OP dangled the bait and we took it.---:D
Forum: Technical Help Forum 8th August 2022, 21:38
Replies: 7
Views: 324
Posted By COLVERT
It's in Andy's info.--2.5 V6

It's in Andy's info.--2.5 V6
Forum: Social Forum 30th July 2022, 12:07
Replies: 166,234
Views: 7,521,697
Posted By COLVERT
1mm--? That is very small. Not much bigger than...

1mm--? That is very small. Not much bigger than a spark plug gap.--:eek:
Forum: Social Forum 28th July 2022, 22:44
Replies: 7
Views: 167
Posted By COLVERT
One of my favourite actors, RIP Bernard.

One of my favourite actors, RIP Bernard.
Forum: Social Forum 28th July 2022, 22:42
Replies: 14
Views: 282
Posted By COLVERT
Birthday greetings Richard.---Hoping that in the...

Birthday greetings Richard.---Hoping that in the future things improve for you.
Forum: Technical Help Forum 22nd July 2022, 20:42
Replies: 14
Views: 648
Posted By COLVERT
Simply check the amount you got out against the...

Simply check the amount you got out against the dry capacity.--That will tell you how much old oil remained in the engine.---( Starting with the dipstick level at full both before and after. )
Forum: Social Forum 18th July 2022, 17:14
Replies: 21
Views: 756
Posted By COLVERT
Don't think he's off, not really.----Just making...

Don't think he's off, not really.----Just making a point.---;)
Forum: Social Forum 18th July 2022, 16:47
Replies: 17
Views: 942
Posted By COLVERT
My ignore list is shrinking.----:eek:

My ignore list is shrinking.----:eek:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 18th July 2022, 16:13
Replies: 17
Views: 901
Posted By COLVERT
One other thing if you have a French speaking...

One other thing if you have a French speaking friend.---The stores manager at Python has always been very helpful. Quite probably he would know of an ex Rover dealer near to you where there is a...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 18th July 2022, 16:04
Replies: 19
Views: 943
Posted By COLVERT
They also take the enamel off your teeth...

They also take the enamel off your teeth too.---:eek::eek::eek:
Forum: Social Forum 18th July 2022, 16:01
Replies: 8
Views: 410
Posted By COLVERT
Evidence is beginning to emerge that excessive...

Evidence is beginning to emerge that excessive heat is getting to some of our illustrious members.----:eek:---;););)
Forum: Technical Help Forum 17th July 2022, 20:48
Replies: 19
Views: 943
Posted By COLVERT
That earth screw you mention.--Has it got a wire...

That earth screw you mention.--Has it got a wire to it ??--If so, is it sensible to cut and then re-join the wire ?? Less chance of damaging something fighting with a recalcitrant screw.
Forum: Technical Help Forum 17th July 2022, 20:42
Replies: 7
Views: 375
Posted By COLVERT
When you say--re-setting them--is it because they...

When you say--re-setting them--is it because they are coming loose ?
Forum: Technical Help Forum 17th July 2022, 20:39
Replies: 8
Views: 418
Posted By COLVERT
They don't often go wrong. Have you any car...

They don't often go wrong. Have you any car breakers near you ?
Forum: Technical Help Forum 17th July 2022, 20:36
Replies: 12
Views: 959
Posted By COLVERT
Have you found that water leak yet Robert ?

Have you found that water leak yet Robert ?
Forum: Technical Help Forum 17th July 2022, 20:34
Replies: 17
Views: 901
Posted By COLVERT
John.--( Number 6. ) Did your friend try this and...

John.--( Number 6. ) Did your friend try this and if so what was the result ?
Forum: Technical Help Forum 11th July 2022, 17:43
Replies: 17
Views: 901
Posted By COLVERT
Find a Land Rover dealer maybe.--:shrug: ...

Find a Land Rover dealer maybe.--:shrug:

Depends where your friend is.---Python in Cholet have a T4.
Forum: Technical Help Forum 7th July 2022, 15:08
Replies: 12
Views: 959
Posted By COLVERT
Could be the actual drainpipe from the plenum...

Could be the actual drainpipe from the plenum chamber loose or leaking where it drops down through the bulk head.
Forum: Social Forum 2nd July 2022, 18:48
Replies: 166,234
Views: 7,521,697
Posted By COLVERT
Hell of a Banjo player though in spite of the...

Hell of a Banjo player though in spite of the looks.---:D
Forum: Technical Help Forum 2nd July 2022, 18:13
Replies: 8
Views: 597
Posted By COLVERT
What you see is the typical pattern caused by a...

What you see is the typical pattern caused by a caliper piston that is beginning to seize up.----:eek:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 1st July 2022, 12:59
Replies: 25
Views: 3,492
Posted By COLVERT
As post 15 above. Drive shaft seal. Shaft not...

As post 15 above. Drive shaft seal. Shaft not fully home or seal damaged during clutch change.
Forum: Social Forum 27th June 2022, 08:03
Replies: 41
Views: 2,101
Posted By COLVERT
[/QUOTE] You say that cos you and Roverbarmy...

[/QUOTE]

You say that cos you and Roverbarmy are Grockles.----------------:laughing2:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 27th June 2022, 07:45
Replies: 17
Views: 1,557
Posted By COLVERT
Wouldn't you need the the surface area of the...

Wouldn't you need the the surface area of the friction plate and not just its diameter ??
Forum: Humour Corner 22nd June 2022, 22:17
Replies: 2
Views: 512
Posted By COLVERT
?????????????????????????????????????????????...

????????????????????????????????????????????? :shrug::shrug::shrug:
Forum: Technology Forum 22nd June 2022, 22:12
Replies: 14
Views: 2,237
Posted By COLVERT
Keep it Hush, Hush, about those agents. ...

Keep it Hush, Hush, about those agents.

Don't blow their cover or one of them might end up putting lead in your pencil.
The 2-2 type.---:eek:
Forum: Social Forum 22nd June 2022, 22:02
Replies: 41
Views: 2,101
Posted By COLVERT
Correct Order ??? Yer tis, below.---;)

Correct Order ???

Yer tis, below.---;)
Forum: Social Forum 22nd June 2022, 21:51
Replies: 166,234
Views: 7,521,697
Posted By COLVERT
Old and Heat don't mix do they ?? Friday and...

Old and Heat don't mix do they ??

Friday and Saturday were both 40.5 Degrees with close to that overnight as well.---:eek:---105 F

To make matters worse I dropped an electric drill onto my...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 21st June 2022, 17:38
Replies: 5
Views: 471
Posted By COLVERT
I think it's the computer trying to get its act...

I think it's the computer trying to get its act together.--My wife's Citroen does exactly the same thing. When she drives she drives quite hard. I don't. I can come back after a half hours run with...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 21st June 2022, 17:30
Replies: 9
Views: 405
Posted By COLVERT
It wasn't Borg and Becks fault.---Cheap...

It wasn't Borg and Becks fault.---Cheap copies.---Did you get your money back OK ??
Forum: Social Forum 21st June 2022, 10:54
Replies: 9
Views: 294
Posted By COLVERT
Happy birthday. Don't see much from you...

Happy birthday. Don't see much from you nowadays.---:shrug:
Forum: Social Forum 21st June 2022, 10:49
Replies: 13
Views: 559
Posted By COLVERT
They closed the flaps too soon if I recall and...

They closed the flaps too soon if I recall and the lost lift.

I was living only a few miles down the road from that crash site.
Forum: Social Forum 21st June 2022, 10:45
Replies: 1
Views: 189
Posted By COLVERT
Why oh why are your posts so humongous and...

Why oh why are your posts so humongous and difficult to look at and read ??


What on earth type of manure do you feed them on to make them grow so large ??----:D:D:D
Forum: Technical Help Forum 21st June 2022, 10:32
Replies: 12
Views: 959
Posted By COLVERT
That was a very unusual thing to have...

That was a very unusual thing to have happened.--:shrug: That sort of thing might have been posted here on the forum before but I've never read it.
Forum: Social Forum 21st June 2022, 10:23
Replies: 41
Views: 2,101
Posted By COLVERT
My 20 stone 6 ft 2 son lives there.--They might...

My 20 stone 6 ft 2 son lives there.--They might find he would object somewhat.---:D:D:D

You're welcome to face him and tell him his use of the house is not just.---( If you dare. Lol. )
Forum: Social Forum 15th June 2022, 12:14
Replies: 2
Views: 322
Posted By COLVERT
???????????????---An A do about nothing.---;););)

???????????????---An A do about nothing.---;););)
Forum: Social Forum 15th June 2022, 12:00
Replies: 7
Views: 382
Posted By COLVERT
Simply phone up and speak to somebody. Took me...

Simply phone up and speak to somebody. Took me ten minutes wait ( I hate that canned music, ) but I got to speak to a human being and took just a minute or two to SORN my wifes car.


Two days ago.
Forum: Social Forum 15th June 2022, 11:46
Replies: 41
Views: 2,101
Posted By COLVERT
I have a house in Devon.--Might actually bump...

I have a house in Devon.--Might actually bump into you there at one of the cream tea places.
Forum: Technical Help Forum 15th June 2022, 11:20
Replies: 26
Views: 1,594
Posted By COLVERT
You say----Suddenly reved up.---Check the plenum...

You say----Suddenly reved up.---Check the plenum and ECU for water damage,--:eek:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 15th June 2022, 11:04
Replies: 8
Views: 531
Posted By COLVERT
Have you damaged the thread in the chassis and...

Have you damaged the thread in the chassis and need the correct tap to clean it ??---:shrug:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 14th June 2022, 23:29
Replies: 8
Views: 531
Posted By COLVERT
Do you not have a bolt to measure ??

Do you not have a bolt to measure ??
Forum: Technical Help Forum 14th June 2022, 11:35
Replies: 22
Views: 1,445
Posted By COLVERT
Ask Trikey or Arctic.---:D

Ask Trikey or Arctic.---:D
Forum: Technical Help Forum 14th June 2022, 11:31
Replies: 12
Views: 959
Posted By COLVERT
Could be leaking oil.---:eek:

Could be leaking oil.---:eek:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 14th June 2022, 11:22
Replies: 26
Views: 1,594
Posted By COLVERT
Going out once a week to charge the battery will...

Going out once a week to charge the battery will only discharge it.---:eek::eek::eek:


Go to the thread the---really-really useful-- section.----I've got several useful posts in there about...
Forum: The 75 & ZT Gallery 10th June 2022, 18:18
Replies: 8
Views: 16,891
Posted By COLVERT
Actually it's very easy tp up-load pictures...

Actually it's very easy tp up-load pictures direct from your computer.

Just scroll down to----"Manage Attachments" and follow the instructions.
Forum: The 75 & ZT Gallery 10th June 2022, 18:11
Replies: 107
Views: 24,249
Posted By COLVERT
Looks like she's gone.--( Manky linky.--:D:D:D )

Looks like she's gone.--( Manky linky.--:D:D:D )
Forum: Technical Help Forum 10th June 2022, 16:12
Replies: 22
Views: 1,454
Posted By COLVERT
Peter. There is a fair chance the existing...

Peter. There is a fair chance the existing brushes will look like those in the picture below.--The only way to find out is to remove the fan.--Lots of info on the forum how to do it.---( In...
Forum: Social Forum 8th June 2022, 23:10
Replies: 73
Views: 2,369
Posted By COLVERT
If you are British you should.----;) ( I...

If you are British you should.----;)


( I bet lots of folk don't even know what is wrong with it.--:shrug:--)
Forum: Technical Help Forum 8th June 2022, 23:04
Replies: 12
Views: 959
Posted By COLVERT
I guess you didn't read posts 4 and 5.----:duh:

I guess you didn't read posts 4 and 5.----:duh:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 8th June 2022, 13:35
Replies: 12
Views: 959
Posted By COLVERT
As above post.---Drive shaft.---Try not to grind...

As above post.---Drive shaft.---Try not to grind too much off the splines before you re-fit it.---:eek::eek::eek::eek:
Forum: Social Forum 5th June 2022, 21:05
Replies: 131
Views: 5,938
Posted By COLVERT
Only 62 years ago.----;)

Only 62 years ago.----;)
Forum: Social Forum 5th June 2022, 20:57
Replies: 18
Views: 658
Posted By COLVERT
My dictionary says---soubriquet-----A nickname or...

My dictionary says---soubriquet-----A nickname or a tap under the chin.--:shrug::shrug::shrug:

Clear as mud to me.---:getmecoat:
Forum: Social Forum 5th June 2022, 12:55
Replies: 18
Views: 658
Posted By COLVERT
You, and 50% of the worlds population--:shrug: ...

You, and 50% of the worlds population--:shrug:


Could be that you are advertising yourself as available to the opposite sex.---:D:D:D


( You might just get lucky.--:cool: ).
Forum: Social Forum 5th June 2022, 12:44
Replies: 26
Views: 843
Posted By COLVERT
Oh !!---Just nip over and look at the info on...

Oh !!---Just nip over and look at the info on Kaiser.

He's been on the forum for years but has only ever THANKED one person in all that time.---What an incredible and, perhaps, selfish...
Forum: Social Forum 5th June 2022, 12:35
Replies: 131
Views: 5,938
Posted By COLVERT
First part time job---you say. How about my...

First part time job---you say.

How about my first time car.---Petrol at the time was SEVEN gallons for £1.00-----:eek::eek::eek:
Forum: Social Forum 5th June 2022, 12:29
Replies: 73
Views: 2,369
Posted By COLVERT
Don't be amazed.---Just go to the top of the...

Don't be amazed.---Just go to the top of the forum page. The flag there is wrong and not one person has made any attempt to have it put right.

Very lax by forum staff and admin.--Bit of lack of...
Forum: Social Forum 5th June 2022, 12:12
Replies: 80
Views: 2,345
Posted By COLVERT
Start with one hand---1,2,3,4,5 Start with...

Start with one hand---1,2,3,4,5

Start with the other hand---10,9,8,7,6

6 plus five gives you those 11 fingers.----Easy.---:eek:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 5th June 2022, 12:05
Replies: 23
Views: 1,556
Posted By COLVERT
Never get less than 50 mpg around town.----You...

Never get less than 50 mpg around town.----You guys must be quite heavy footed.---;)
Forum: Social Forum 4th June 2022, 13:31
Replies: 22
Views: 568
Posted By COLVERT
Whooooooooops, nearly missed you.---Enjoy your...

Whooooooooops, nearly missed you.---Enjoy your tea and afternoon cake. Sounds great.---Many happy returns.
Forum: Social Forum 4th June 2022, 13:25
Replies: 80
Views: 2,345
Posted By COLVERT
Very true and my feet have always been a foot...

Very true and my feet have always been a foot long and that will never change.---;);)
Forum: Technical Help Forum 2nd June 2022, 15:31
Replies: 7
Views: 456
Posted By COLVERT
It could just be a loose bit of bodywork with a...

It could just be a loose bit of bodywork with a resonant frequency to match that of the clutch as you pull away
Forum: Technical Help Forum 2nd June 2022, 15:24
Replies: 10
Views: 859
Posted By COLVERT
Mine has done that quite a few times now.----I...

Mine has done that quite a few times now.----I subsequently found out why.---I was touching the button on the key body as I turned off the engine.----:duh::duh::duh:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 2nd June 2022, 15:10
Replies: 88
Views: 6,084
Posted By COLVERT
Was there a result to this thread ??--Have I...

Was there a result to this thread ??--Have I missed it ??--:shrug:
Forum: Social Forum 31st May 2022, 22:42
Replies: 166,234
Views: 7,521,697
Posted By COLVERT
Use a Selfie-stick and camera.--Falling off...

Use a Selfie-stick and camera.--Falling off ladders is Zero fun as Richard found out.
I really hope his treatment will do some good.
Forum: Social Forum 31st May 2022, 22:36
Replies: 73
Views: 2,369
Posted By COLVERT
Thanks for your best wishes.---:bowdown: ...

Thanks for your best wishes.---:bowdown:


Celebration,--:shrug:----I'm as poor as a church mouse, why should I celebrate folk whose ancestors were robbers and villains.---( ps. they've still got...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 31st May 2022, 22:29
Replies: 53
Views: 2,866
Posted By COLVERT
Well !! How is your luck ???---MOT or...

Well !! How is your luck ???---MOT or no.---:shrug:
Forum: Social Forum 31st May 2022, 22:20
Replies: 80
Views: 2,345
Posted By COLVERT
Nip over to Wales and try to read the road signs...

Nip over to Wales and try to read the road signs over there.--:eek:
Forum: Social Forum 31st May 2022, 22:13
Replies: 80
Views: 2,345
Posted By COLVERT
Don't forget Nature already gave us a start with...

Don't forget Nature already gave us a start with metric fingers.---Oh, and toes too.

Just in case we need to count up to twenty.----;););)
Forum: Social Forum 31st May 2022, 22:10
Replies: 8
Views: 406
Posted By COLVERT
I think it's possible to actually reduce the file...

I think it's possible to actually reduce the file size.---Maybe you could try that and give it another go.---:shrug:

Are you trying to post a picture on the forum here ??
Forum: Technical Help Forum 31st May 2022, 22:02
Replies: 11
Views: 659
Posted By COLVERT
I guess it's not the switch making a noise and...

I guess it's not the switch making a noise and it's coming from the boot lid.

Sounds like the boot unit could do with a drop of lubrication as the solenoid appears to be working but something is...
Forum: Social Forum 29th May 2022, 23:51
Replies: 46
Views: 1,605
Posted By COLVERT
Double post, Mick.-----:shrug:

Double post, Mick.-----:shrug:
Forum: Social Forum 29th May 2022, 23:44
Replies: 21
Views: 866
Posted By COLVERT
Question.----How are you finding retirement ??? ...

Question.----How are you finding retirement ???

I found it fine at first but now, 25 years later, I seem to have lost it.--:shrug:




Never a dull moment.------;)
Forum: Social Forum 29th May 2022, 23:38
Replies: 8
Views: 406
Posted By COLVERT
That's exactly what it is doing.--It's telling...

That's exactly what it is doing.--It's telling you it's too large.---:duh:
Forum: Social Forum 29th May 2022, 23:23
Replies: 80
Views: 2,345
Posted By COLVERT
I had one of those things but the wheels fell...

I had one of those things but the wheels fell off.---:p:
Forum: Social Forum 29th May 2022, 23:21
Replies: 80
Views: 2,345
Posted By COLVERT
So that's why a gallon of petrol is cheaper over...

So that's why a gallon of petrol is cheaper over there.---There's less of it.----:eek:
Forum: Social Forum 29th May 2022, 23:19
Replies: 80
Views: 2,345
Posted By COLVERT
Ahem !!!!---Slightly bigger than a...

Ahem !!!!---Slightly bigger than a county.---;););)
Forum: Social Forum 29th May 2022, 23:15
Replies: 80
Views: 2,345
Posted By COLVERT
Water company. Not really as their...

Water company. Not really as their responsibility ends at your boundary.--:eek:
Forum: Social Forum 29th May 2022, 23:09
Replies: 80
Views: 2,345
Posted By COLVERT
But-----I don't want to learn to drive a horse...

But-----I don't want to learn to drive a horse and cart.-----:eek:--;);)
Forum: Technical Help Forum 29th May 2022, 23:04
Replies: 2
Views: 494
Posted By COLVERT
John, where are you ?? Please talk to us.---:D

John, where are you ?? Please talk to us.---:D
Forum: Social Forum 22nd May 2022, 12:26
Replies: 54
Views: 2,062
Posted By COLVERT
Wassa Wordle ??------------:shrug: Lots...

Wassa Wordle ??------------:shrug:


Lots of empty squares ???
Forum: Technology Forum 22nd May 2022, 12:18
Replies: 10
Views: 897
Posted By COLVERT
Good.--Now keep your fingers crossed, just in...

Good.--Now keep your fingers crossed, just in case.---;)
Forum: S525 OVP The Club Car 22nd May 2022, 12:07
Replies: 46
Views: 28,446
Posted By COLVERT
Well, the summer has arrived.---Is it likely to...

Well, the summer has arrived.---Is it likely to see daylight and sunshine soon ??---:D
Forum: Technical Help Forum 22nd May 2022, 11:54
Replies: 14
Views: 864
Posted By COLVERT
To check if any fuel is reaching the injectors...

To check if any fuel is reaching the injectors you need to try some easy-start spray.--If it runs for just a second or then stops it indicates there's no fuel at the injectors.--You can find on the...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 21st May 2022, 18:34
Replies: 53
Views: 2,866
Posted By COLVERT
Good news. If the seals were blocking the outlet...

Good news. If the seals were blocking the outlet then fitting new will give you means of stopping now.---:party:


You will no longer be------:flog:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 21st May 2022, 18:28
Replies: 13
Views: 772
Posted By COLVERT
However if it's jammed, as I mentioned, it's...

However if it's jammed, as I mentioned, it's never going to move from where it is now. With the ignition on the gauge on the dash will always read the same.---Taking it out is really the only way to...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 21st May 2022, 18:24
Replies: 187
Views: 297,122
Posted By COLVERT
Thank you very much Steve.--If you look on...

Thank you very much Steve.--If you look on your--How-To-- you'll see I posted a THANKS on it 8 years ago--:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 21st May 2022, 10:31
Replies: 13
Views: 772
Posted By COLVERT
Probably the slider in the tank has jammed due to...

Probably the slider in the tank has jammed due to wear of the segments.
Forum: Social Forum 21st May 2022, 10:14
Replies: 166,234
Views: 7,521,697
Posted By COLVERT
Richard.--Please ask Fiona to keep out only the...

Richard.--Please ask Fiona to keep out only the pills you need and to put the others where you can't easily find them.

Wish you well.
Forum: Technical Help Forum 21st May 2022, 09:58
Replies: 187
Views: 297,122
Posted By COLVERT
Actually I feel a bit embarrassed to say this...

Actually I feel a bit embarrassed to say this but-------It does.-----:eek::eek::eek:



Almost.---But not quite.----
Forum: Social Forum 19th May 2022, 23:18
Replies: 166,234
Views: 7,521,697
Posted By COLVERT
Have your window sills got an outward slope ??--;)

Have your window sills got an outward slope ??--;)
Forum: Technical Help Forum 19th May 2022, 23:08
Replies: 5
Views: 457
Posted By COLVERT
It's all connected and you definitely need a new...

It's all connected and you definitely need a new crank damper.----Have fun fitting it. Special spanner and big long steel bar.---:eek::eek::D
Forum: Technical Help Forum 17th May 2022, 14:22
Replies: 8
Views: 410
Posted By COLVERT
I think that taking the glass off ( very...

I think that taking the glass off ( very carefully. ) will give you access to all the important bits.---:}
Forum: Technical Help Forum 17th May 2022, 14:17
Replies: 14
Views: 830
Posted By COLVERT
Cars' unused for quite some time have their own...

Cars' unused for quite some time have their own way of getting revenge for being neglected.----:eek::eek::eek:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 17th May 2022, 14:08
Replies: 12
Views: 683
Posted By COLVERT
The OP's first post says he doesn't have a sun...

The OP's first post says he doesn't have a sun roof.--:shrug:
Forum: Social Forum 17th May 2022, 13:57
Replies: 166,234
Views: 7,521,697
Posted By COLVERT
It's worrying about those darn planters that's...

It's worrying about those darn planters that's making you sleep badly.--It's your subconscious busy at night while you are trying to get some sleep.---;)
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 17th May 2022, 13:49
Replies: 25
Views: 2,078
Posted By COLVERT
Thanks Paul for your final post.----Did you scrap...

Thanks Paul for your final post.----Did you scrap the car ??

Roughly where in France are you going to ??----Are you going to buy a house ??

I've been here for 20 years full time now and part...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 16th May 2022, 22:58
Replies: 8
Views: 569
Posted By COLVERT
Keep us posted.--;)

Keep us posted.--;)
Forum: Technical Help Forum 16th May 2022, 22:51
Replies: 16
Views: 878
Posted By COLVERT
I know. He forced me to tell him.---:eek:

I know. He forced me to tell him.---:eek:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 16th May 2022, 22:50
Replies: 16
Views: 878
Posted By COLVERT
YIKES !!!---Don't give up your day job.---;););)

YIKES !!!---Don't give up your day job.---;););)
Forum: Social Forum 16th May 2022, 22:45
Replies: 166,234
Views: 7,521,697
Posted By COLVERT
Put in a central divider to halve the planter...

Put in a central divider to halve the planter sizes.--Once full of plants you'll never know it's there.---;)
Forum: Technical Help Forum 16th May 2022, 22:36
Replies: 8
Views: 410
Posted By COLVERT
Probably needs some internal lubrication.---Have...

Probably needs some internal lubrication.---Have a look inside before it's too late.---;)
Forum: Social Forum 15th May 2022, 12:42
Replies: 166,234
Views: 7,521,697
Posted By COLVERT
Quote.--Gate Keeper. Now I am more uglier...

Quote.--Gate Keeper.

Now I am more uglier than ever .





Not to worry.--It's the inside that counts.---:D:D:D
Forum: Technical Help Forum 15th May 2022, 11:47
Replies: 118
Views: 6,110
Posted By COLVERT
Have you tied a small mirror on a telescopic rod...

Have you tied a small mirror on a telescopic rod ???
I have one and it's proved useful quite often with problems like yours.
Forum: Technical Help Forum 15th May 2022, 11:40
Replies: 16
Views: 878
Posted By COLVERT
99% as T-Cut says.--Thermostat. Bubbles as...

99% as T-Cut says.--Thermostat.

Bubbles as the water boils make a noise. --( Re. Your electric kettle.-:eek: )
At the sea side the noise you hear as the waves break on the shore come from the...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 15th May 2022, 11:30
Replies: 19
Views: 940
Posted By COLVERT
There is only that one connector so I guess they...

There is only that one connector so I guess they mean that.---If it's faulty it will leak onto the gear box.---:}
Forum: Technical Help Forum 15th May 2022, 11:26
Replies: 53
Views: 2,866
Posted By COLVERT
SO MUCH easier to strip it down than all that...

SO MUCH easier to strip it down than all that fiddling about in the above post.--Go for the easy first---:D:D:D


You know it makes sense.--;)
Forum: Technical Help Forum 15th May 2022, 11:21
Replies: 12
Views: 756
Posted By COLVERT
Unfortunately you haven't told him where they go...

Unfortunately you haven't told him where they go back in.---:duh::duh::duh:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 15th May 2022, 11:02
Replies: 53
Views: 2,866
Posted By COLVERT
Simon.--I think fitting of that brake pipe is...

Simon.--I think fitting of that brake pipe is irrelevant in this case.--If nothing is passing through the master cylinder then there will be no fluid passing through the system at all.

Possibly by...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 13th May 2022, 21:29
Replies: 8
Views: 882
Posted By COLVERT
Time will tell.---Best of luck with it.---:D

Time will tell.---Best of luck with it.---:D
Forum: Technical Help Forum 13th May 2022, 20:59
Replies: 6
Views: 475
Posted By COLVERT
This forum is one of the most helpful forums in...

This forum is one of the most helpful forums in the world.---Seems like you have your wires crossed some how.---:shrug:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 13th May 2022, 20:47
Replies: 8
Views: 569
Posted By COLVERT
Not to worry.----You'll be able to go another 19...

Not to worry.----You'll be able to go another 19 years after you fit it.-----:laughing2::laughing2::target:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 11th May 2022, 15:43
Replies: 14
Views: 802
Posted By COLVERT
Seems like you have a set of---Chinese...

Seems like you have a set of---Chinese Ditchfinders.---:eek::eek::eek:
Forum: Factory Fit Highline & Lowline Navigation Systems 11th May 2022, 15:35
Replies: 5
Views: 1,267
Posted By COLVERT
You are replying to a thread that is EIGHT YEARS...

You are replying to a thread that is EIGHT YEARS old !!!!!!
Forum: Touring Boating Camping & Caravan Forum 11th May 2022, 15:10
Replies: 5
Views: 1,198
Posted By COLVERT
Boating skills.

I had a boat at Teignmouth Devon harbour for over 17 years.

For an afternoons entertainment just take a drink and some sandwiches to the river boat slipway and watch the townies trying to launch...
Forum: Social Forum 11th May 2022, 14:58
Replies: 166,234
Views: 7,521,697
Posted By COLVERT
Let us know how you get on.--:}

Let us know how you get on.--:}
Forum: Technology Forum 11th May 2022, 14:56
Replies: 10
Views: 897
Posted By COLVERT
I've not seen this sort of problem in the 13...

I've not seen this sort of problem in the 13 years I've been using the forum.---:shrug:

Might be your end has a problem.
Forum: Technical Help Forum 11th May 2022, 14:51
Replies: 1
Views: 358
Posted By COLVERT
You might be better off posting your question in...

You might be better off posting your question in the TECHNOLOGY FORUM.
Forum: Technical Help Forum 11th May 2022, 14:46
Replies: 4
Views: 519
Posted By COLVERT
Don't you worry that you might BRICK your car...

Don't you worry that you might BRICK your car ??----:eek::eek::eek:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 11th May 2022, 14:39
Replies: 14
Views: 802
Posted By COLVERT
Sounds like it might be dangerous.--You really...

Sounds like it might be dangerous.--You really need to get a tyre specialist to look at it ASAP.----( Before it goes BANG. ):eek::eek::eek:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 11th May 2022, 14:34
Replies: 21
Views: 1,489
Posted By COLVERT
Well young man next time you look in have read of...

Well young man next time you look in have read of post 21 in the last post you commented on.-----;););)
Forum: Technical Help Forum 11th May 2022, 14:22
Replies: 187
Views: 297,122
Posted By COLVERT
Maybe I've been pushing my luck a bit---So...

Maybe I've been pushing my luck a bit---So checked again yesterday.---Still no leaves.--:D:D:D

Must change that pollen filter. Still running on the original.--:eek::eek::eek:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 11th May 2022, 14:16
Replies: 19
Views: 940
Posted By COLVERT
How are things going Stan ??---Got it fixed ??

How are things going Stan ??---Got it fixed ??
Forum: Items Wanted 11th May 2022, 14:14
Replies: 15
Views: 472
Posted By COLVERT
Absolutely----:bowdown:

Absolutely----:bowdown:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 11th May 2022, 14:12
Replies: 7
Views: 834
Posted By COLVERT
I'm 85 and totally retired and seem not to have...

I'm 85 and totally retired and seem not to have any spare time at all these days.-----Too busy to die.---:D:D:D
Forum: Technical Help Forum 11th May 2022, 14:07
Replies: 8
Views: 882
Posted By COLVERT
Could be the pump relay is sticking.---Might need...

Could be the pump relay is sticking.---Might need replacing.

When you re-charge your battery give it over 24 hours.---;)
Forum: Social Forum 10th May 2022, 23:24
Replies: 2
Views: 219
Posted By COLVERT
Get one of those things pictured in your...

Get one of those things pictured in your Avatar.---;););)
Forum: Items Wanted 10th May 2022, 23:02
Replies: 15
Views: 472
Posted By COLVERT
If you change just the button then the existing...

If you change just the button then the existing part will probably melt this button too.----:eek:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 10th May 2022, 22:52
Replies: 7
Views: 516
Posted By COLVERT
Change the wheel or have the existing one...

Change the wheel or have the existing one re-balanced.--Like Mike said the marks you see could be from a weight removed during a tyre change.---:shrug:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 10th May 2022, 22:39
Replies: 7
Views: 834
Posted By COLVERT
If you need to change those bearings due to a...

If you need to change those bearings due to a lack of oil then the crankshaft will probably need a re-grind too.--:eek:

Closely followed by the pistons, rings and bores.--:duh:--With, maybe the...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 7th May 2022, 23:31
Replies: 40
Views: 2,556
Posted By COLVERT
Post 6.---A sure way to gain access---:D

Post 6.---A sure way to gain access---:D
Forum: Technical Help Forum 2nd May 2022, 19:51
Replies: 19
Views: 940
Posted By COLVERT
Probably they mean this one below.

Probably they mean this one below.
Forum: Technical Help Forum 2nd May 2022, 19:39
Replies: 6
Views: 471
Posted By COLVERT
RHD or LHD I can't see them being different for...

RHD or LHD I can't see them being different for door mechanisms.---:shrug:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 2nd May 2022, 19:21
Replies: 3
Views: 402
Posted By COLVERT
There is a special way to remove the rear seat...

There is a special way to remove the rear seat squab.--I believe the way to do it is in the ---How-To's---section.+

Or perhaps a reader of my post can help you.
Forum: Social Forum 30th April 2022, 22:34
Replies: 166,234
Views: 7,521,697
Posted By COLVERT
Sounds like you had no anti-freeze or...

Sounds like you had no anti-freeze or anti-corrosion in the system. Vital from the very first time it's into action.--It needs just what a car has in its cooling system.---:D
Forum: Social Forum 30th April 2022, 22:27
Replies: 12
Views: 597
Posted By COLVERT
He will serve 50% apparently.----:shrug: 15...

He will serve 50% apparently.----:shrug:

15 months.
Forum: Technical Help Forum 30th April 2022, 22:23
Replies: 6
Views: 472
Posted By COLVERT
Hook type tools are the best.---;)---for fitting...

Hook type tools are the best.---;)---for fitting them.--Pliers !!!!!--Never.

Cut the old ones off with anything sharp.
Forum: Social Forum 29th April 2022, 22:30
Replies: 12
Views: 597
Posted By COLVERT
Tennis.

Boris Becker jailed for 2 1/2 years---:eek::eek::eek:

For hiding assets to avoid paying debts.

:smilie_re::smilie_re::smilie_re: Go directly to jail.
Forum: Technical Help Forum 28th April 2022, 22:09
Replies: 22
Views: 1,544
Posted By COLVERT
By the way---when do we get to be elderly...

By the way---when do we get to be elderly ???---:shrug:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 28th April 2022, 22:06
Replies: 10
Views: 695
Posted By COLVERT
It's not copper. It's spring steel and it's the...

It's not copper. It's spring steel and it's the retainer that holds the wear sensor in place.
Forum: Technical Help Forum 26th April 2022, 23:16
Replies: 22
Views: 1,544
Posted By COLVERT
WOW !!!--What a memory.---I can't even remember...

WOW !!!--What a memory.---I can't even remember incidents from last week.---:duh:--:D
Forum: Technical Help Forum 26th April 2022, 23:12
Replies: 76
Views: 3,967
Posted By COLVERT
I coast everywhere.--:D--Locally half my journeys...

I coast everywhere.--:D--Locally half my journeys are in neutral.---:eek:

67 years plus on the road with never an accident or even a near miss.

Could be that I enjoy driving and get pleasure at...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 23rd April 2022, 23:16
Replies: 22
Views: 1,544
Posted By COLVERT
Not sure how I helped as I didn't post in this...

Not sure how I helped as I didn't post in this thread.--:shrug:---Telepathy maybe.---;)
Forum: Technical Help Forum 21st April 2022, 17:26
Replies: 15
Views: 961
Posted By COLVERT
Quote:--I'm wondering if someone with chemical...

Quote:--I'm wondering if someone with chemical knowledge can tell me if the bleach stays active. Maybe I'll get round to watering it down or flushing it out.

That small amount of bleach in that...
Forum: Social Forum 21st April 2022, 16:59
Replies: 15
Views: 918
Posted By COLVERT
I've seen a few and also rescued some folk too.

I've seen a few and also rescued some folk too.
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