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Forum: Humour Corner 19th September 2021, 20:24
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Views: 135
Posted By jackatesme
Todays well dressed man.

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Forum: Humour Corner 7th September 2021, 22:41
Replies: 0
Views: 274
Posted By jackatesme
Tonys' Birthday.

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Forum: Humour Corner 30th August 2021, 21:06
Replies: 0
Views: 233
Posted By jackatesme
Don't let the wife see this one.

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Forum: Humour Corner 30th August 2021, 12:34
Replies: 0
Views: 190
Posted By jackatesme
Cheaper Option?

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Forum: Social Forum 29th August 2021, 20:46
Replies: 6
Views: 167
Posted By jackatesme
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEREMY.:birthday::birthday:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEREMY.:birthday::birthday:
Forum: Humour Corner 26th August 2021, 15:33
Replies: 0
Views: 198
Posted By jackatesme
In the Doghouse.

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Forum: Humour Corner 20th August 2021, 20:07
Replies: 0
Views: 263
Posted By jackatesme
Covid Concerned.

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Forum: Humour Corner 19th August 2021, 20:33
Replies: 0
Views: 184
Posted By jackatesme
Medical check up.

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Forum: Humour Corner 16th August 2021, 19:54
Replies: 1
Views: 193
Posted By jackatesme
Are you going to tell him or me.

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Forum: Social Forum 14th August 2021, 20:36
Replies: 2
Views: 214
Posted By jackatesme
Found these on Facebook.

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Forum: Social Forum 14th August 2021, 10:17
Replies: 7
Views: 172
Posted By jackatesme
Thank you all for your Birthday wishes. I have...

Thank you all for your Birthday wishes. I have reached the age where a great day is, no visitors, no shopping, just a quiet peaceful day is a great day.:D
Forum: Humour Corner 10th August 2021, 23:30
Replies: 0
Views: 206
Posted By jackatesme
Talking So true today.

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Forum: Technical Help Forum 30th July 2021, 10:53
Replies: 2
Views: 264
Posted By jackatesme
Door lock.

Front passenger door lock not working off electrics.
Forum: Humour Corner 26th July 2021, 20:10
Replies: 0
Views: 209
Posted By jackatesme
Bit of Black Humour.

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Forum: Humour Corner 25th July 2021, 19:00
Replies: 2
Views: 311
Posted By jackatesme
Boris and Cornwall.

Boris visited a village in Cornwall, asked the residents what the government could do for them. They replied " We have 2 major problems, we have a health centre but no Doctors." Boris whipped out his...
Forum: Humour Corner 22nd July 2021, 23:55
Replies: 1
Views: 296
Posted By jackatesme
That sounds like my house.

That sounds like my house.
Forum: Humour Corner 22nd July 2021, 15:45
Replies: 0
Views: 172
Posted By jackatesme
The Hit=man.

Two mafia Hit-men were walking deep into the forest in the dark of night. One says, " Got to admit, i am getting scared out here." Other Hit-man " It's O.K. for you, i have got to walk back...
Forum: Humour Corner 19th July 2021, 14:58
Replies: 0
Views: 177
Posted By jackatesme
LOVE ISLAND. S. Wales.

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Forum: Humour Corner 16th July 2021, 21:31
Replies: 0
Views: 221
Posted By jackatesme
Quiz for the elderly.

Just watched a video of this. Try it on your g/mother.
Grandson to g/mother. " When you were 6 your sister was 3, so half your age." "Now you are 72, how old is your sister." The number of...
Forum: Social Forum 11th July 2021, 16:17
Replies: 1
Views: 158
Posted By jackatesme
Interesting read.

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Forum: Social Forum 10th July 2021, 21:34
Replies: 8
Views: 234
Posted By jackatesme
After you watched that, have a look at my Humour...

After you watched that, have a look at my Humour Corner Post.:D
Forum: Humour Corner 10th July 2021, 21:29
Replies: 0
Views: 292
Posted By jackatesme
Visited Englands' training ground today.

Met Kane and Sterling.




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Forum: Social Forum 8th July 2021, 20:12
Replies: 0
Views: 134
Posted By jackatesme
If at 1st you don't succeed try again.

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Forum: Humour Corner 30th June 2021, 20:33
Replies: 0
Views: 226
Posted By jackatesme
Passionate Paddy.

Paddy and his girlfriend were kissing passionately on the sofa when she whispers, "Lets take this upstairs." "Right" said Paddy, " You grab that end."
Forum: Humour Corner 26th June 2021, 22:05
Replies: 0
Views: 218
Posted By jackatesme
Caring Husband

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Forum: Humour Corner 21st June 2021, 20:15
Replies: 1
Views: 263
Posted By jackatesme
Smart Dog.

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Forum: Humour Corner 19th June 2021, 16:54
Replies: 0
Views: 205
Posted By jackatesme
Talking T.V Reporters.

The above are facing a problem as the new Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Covid variant has been identified in Wales.
Forum: Humour Corner 16th June 2021, 23:00
Replies: 0
Views: 170
Posted By jackatesme
The future.

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Forum: Humour Corner 10th June 2021, 18:32
Replies: 0
Views: 249
Posted By jackatesme
Daughters 1st driving lesson.

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Forum: Humour Corner 5th June 2021, 14:53
Replies: 1
Views: 342
Posted By jackatesme
Giving your mate a lift.

This snap is taken from a video, no title so don't know how to post it. Man on the right tells his mate he can pick him up. Man in middle does not see man behind him. Video is brilliant.

...
Forum: Humour Corner 3rd June 2021, 23:33
Replies: 0
Views: 233
Posted By jackatesme
So True.

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Forum: Humour Corner 22nd May 2021, 17:25
Replies: 1
Views: 402
Posted By jackatesme
Be a gentleman.

Dai was lying on the beach fully naked apart from a hat covering his private parts. An elderly lady walking past. " If you were a gentleman you would lift your hat" His reply " If you wasn't so...
Forum: Humour Corner 22nd May 2021, 08:50
Replies: 1
Views: 402
Posted By jackatesme
Car sale.

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Forum: Humour Corner 20th May 2021, 15:49
Replies: 3
Views: 499
Posted By jackatesme
At the Doctors.

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Forum: Social Forum 7th May 2021, 21:22
Replies: 4
Views: 312
Posted By jackatesme
Looks Delicious.

Looks Delicious.
Forum: Social Forum 5th May 2021, 15:21
Replies: 4
Views: 312
Posted By jackatesme
Talking All ready for Summer.

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Forum: Humour Corner 2nd May 2021, 21:23
Replies: 0
Views: 318
Posted By jackatesme
Walking the dog.

A little girl asks her mother can she take the dog for a walk, her mother says "Better not she is in heat" "What does that mean" asks the girl. "Go and ask your father, he is in the garage. Girl " I...
Forum: Social Forum 1st May 2021, 17:28
Replies: 18
Views: 775
Posted By jackatesme
It is Braille.:}

It is Braille.:}
Forum: Social Forum 30th April 2021, 23:37
Replies: 18
Views: 775
Posted By jackatesme
You really can't SEE it.:D

You really can't SEE it.:D
Forum: Social Forum 30th April 2021, 21:59
Replies: 18
Views: 775
Posted By jackatesme
Talking Think about it.

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Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 26th April 2021, 19:31
Replies: 67
Views: 9,776
Posted By jackatesme
Well done.:bowdown:

Well done.:bowdown:
Forum: Social Forum 21st April 2021, 20:51
Replies: 119
Views: 5,910
Posted By jackatesme
Had my 2nd jab 2 weeks ago, the same as 1st. No...

Had my 2nd jab 2 weeks ago, the same as 1st. No side effects at all. Made me think, i take medication after heart attack few years ago. The medication is to slow heart beat and thin blood. I just...
Forum: Social Forum 21st April 2021, 18:59
Replies: 6
Views: 353
Posted By jackatesme
The real Wales.

I wonder how many 6 nations England would win, if it was still like this.

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Forum: Social Forum 18th April 2021, 20:47
Replies: 8
Views: 485
Posted By jackatesme
All from scratch.

All from scratch.
Forum: Social Forum 18th April 2021, 20:45
Replies: 8
Views: 485
Posted By jackatesme
All scratch built.

All scratch built.
Forum: Social Forum 17th April 2021, 15:08
Replies: 8
Views: 485
Posted By jackatesme
Talented friend.

A mate of mine made this in his small garden shed. Only started this woodworking has a hobby when he retired, has never been a Carpenter.

...
Forum: Humour Corner 14th April 2021, 17:28
Replies: 3
Views: 392
Posted By jackatesme
Technical help needed.

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Forum: Humour Corner 6th April 2021, 15:04
Replies: 0
Views: 319
Posted By jackatesme
Childminding aids for Dad and G/Dad.

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Forum: Humour Corner 5th April 2021, 19:57
Replies: 0
Views: 314
Posted By jackatesme
Made me smile.

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Forum: Humour Corner 31st March 2021, 18:56
Replies: 1
Views: 454
Posted By jackatesme
Trump speaking the truth.

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Forum: Social Forum 26th March 2021, 21:00
Replies: 9
Views: 672
Posted By jackatesme
Send me your Bank Details.

Send me your Bank Details.
Forum: Social Forum 26th March 2021, 19:15
Replies: 9
Views: 672
Posted By jackatesme
New type of Scam?

Ordered an item on e-bay, couple of days later received e-mail saying item has been dispatched. Also on e-mail was a section "As a valued customer you have a chance to win a mobile phone." If...
Forum: Social Forum 25th March 2021, 15:41
Replies: 7
Views: 462
Posted By jackatesme
I always say a sense of humour is important in...

I always say a sense of humour is important in life. Because at the end of life, there is nothing to laugh about :D ( Now that's dark humour.).:}
Forum: Humour Corner 24th March 2021, 18:54
Replies: 0
Views: 361
Posted By jackatesme
War Story.

Four British troops captured during the war. 1 Welshman, 1 Scotsman, 1 Irishman and 1 Englishman. Commander of enemy, " You are all going to be shot, but you are allowed 1 last request. Welshman: " I...
Forum: Humour Corner 24th March 2021, 13:56
Replies: 1
Views: 374
Posted By jackatesme
Minor Problem.

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Forum: Social Forum 23rd March 2021, 19:25
Replies: 7
Views: 462
Posted By jackatesme
Having a sense of humour, is one of the most...

Having a sense of humour, is one of the most important things in life.:D
Forum: Social Forum 22nd March 2021, 21:06
Replies: 7
Views: 462
Posted By jackatesme
I got that, after a while.:D

I got that, after a while.:D
Forum: Social Forum 21st March 2021, 20:42
Replies: 16
Views: 929
Posted By jackatesme
I always knew i had married miss right, but did...

I always knew i had married miss right, but did not know she would become mrs Always right.
Forum: Social Forum 21st March 2021, 19:47
Replies: 7
Views: 462
Posted By jackatesme
My Maralyn.

Got my girl a personalised plate for her M.O.T. Pass.:D

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Forum: Social Forum 21st March 2021, 16:24
Replies: 2
Views: 176
Posted By jackatesme
That's true.

That's true.
Forum: Social Forum 21st March 2021, 13:29
Replies: 2
Views: 176
Posted By jackatesme
Rugby.

The most used word i have heard this morning while walking the dog is "Heartbreaking". Wales is not a happy place at the moment.:(
Forum: Photography Corner 18th March 2021, 22:27
Replies: 10
Views: 1,022
Posted By jackatesme
Sorry, never travelled that far when i was young....

Sorry, never travelled that far when i was young. But found this photo.




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Forum: Photography Corner 18th March 2021, 22:23
Replies: 10
Views: 1,022
Posted By jackatesme
I didn't have time to stand about and get my...

I didn't have time to stand about and get my photo done. I was down pit, i had a family at home to feed.:D
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 16th March 2021, 18:51
Replies: 6
Views: 290
Posted By jackatesme
M.O.T. Pass.

Pass today, after a hiccup "handbrake" yesterday .:D
Forum: Humour Corner 14th March 2021, 23:18
Replies: 1
Views: 397
Posted By jackatesme
No Words.

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Forum: Humour Corner 14th March 2021, 11:39
Replies: 0
Views: 304
Posted By jackatesme
Happy Couple.

Wife in Kitchen : " What you want for supper, Beef, Chicken or a nice piece of Salmon."? ...
Forum: Social Forum 12th March 2021, 21:55
Replies: 33
Views: 1,692
Posted By jackatesme
When i reached 75 last August, i was advised to...

When i reached 75 last August, i was advised to change the Licence to my wifes name, as she is on Pension Credits. Filled in the Application form, had reply 3 weeks later, saying application is...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 11th March 2021, 19:44
Replies: 8
Views: 586
Posted By jackatesme
I will give a 2nd vote for Captain Tolley. Had...

I will give a 2nd vote for Captain Tolley. Had water leak along bottom of rear window, gave the window clips 4/5 good washes of wd40,surprised how much muck came out of there. then used Captain...
Forum: Photography Corner 9th March 2021, 18:26
Replies: 10
Views: 1,022
Posted By jackatesme
When you talk about the mine managers house it's...

When you talk about the mine managers house it's the same here. Not so much now, but at one time our small town was in 3 sections. The Irish in the south, the Welsh in the north and the English...
Forum: Photography Corner 9th March 2021, 15:07
Replies: 10
Views: 1,022
Posted By jackatesme
Industrial Wales.

Been asked to put up some photos of my home town, during the time of the iron and coal boom. The 1st and 4th are of the workers, the 5th is the company shop where the workers, who were paid in tokens...
Forum: Photography Corner 9th March 2021, 14:56
Replies: 0
Views: 265
Posted By jackatesme
Industrial Wales.

Sorry repeated myself. so deleted this post.
Forum: Humour Corner 7th March 2021, 19:58
Replies: 0
Views: 298
Posted By jackatesme
Hungry Child.

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Forum: Photography Corner 6th March 2021, 23:22
Replies: 3
Views: 500
Posted By jackatesme
I have some photos of the old iron works that...

I have some photos of the old iron works that dominated my home town if that's what you want.
Forum: Photography Corner 6th March 2021, 18:01
Replies: 3
Views: 500
Posted By jackatesme
Wales.

I may live in the industrial ruined valley, but 20 mins drive i have this.

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Forum: Technical Help Forum 5th March 2021, 20:49
Replies: 18
Views: 846
Posted By jackatesme
Number 6 and Colvert. : At the moment there is a...

Number 6 and Colvert. : At the moment there is a new (used) arm on there. There has been improvement with the vinegar cleaning, so will try giving that some more attempts.:}
Forum: Technical Help Forum 3rd March 2021, 22:55
Replies: 18
Views: 846
Posted By jackatesme
When i changed the blades the fitter noticed...

When i changed the blades the fitter noticed there was a problem with arm, tried twisting it, no difference. Bought a new arm, still not right. Spent some time with white vinegar, it has improved....
Forum: Technical Help Forum 2nd March 2021, 20:56
Replies: 18
Views: 846
Posted By jackatesme
Just get some bigger speakers, John ...

Just get some bigger speakers, John


Tried taking my hearing aids off, but can't hear the wife when she tells me what shop we...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 1st March 2021, 22:35
Replies: 18
Views: 846
Posted By jackatesme
It has been noisy before the weather got cold.

It has been noisy before the weather got cold.
Forum: Technical Help Forum 1st March 2021, 22:33
Replies: 18
Views: 846
Posted By jackatesme
Rubber blade.

Rubber blade.
Forum: Technical Help Forum 1st March 2021, 20:05
Replies: 18
Views: 846
Posted By jackatesme
Angry Noisy Wiper.

Not on the 75 on the Renault. Changed wiper twice, second time fitter noticed arm looking a little bent. Bought a new arm, still noisy. Tried the white vinegar, still noisy. It's driving me mad. Any...
Forum: Social Forum 28th February 2021, 18:43
Replies: 17
Views: 785
Posted By jackatesme
I just wonder how many more tries Wales would...

I just wonder how many more tries Wales would have scored if England did not get offside and stopped their momentum.:}
Forum: Social Forum 27th February 2021, 20:50
Replies: 17
Views: 785
Posted By jackatesme
Very quiet on this thread tonight.:D

Very quiet on this thread tonight.:D
Forum: Humour Corner 24th February 2021, 20:41
Replies: 0
Views: 439
Posted By jackatesme
Beautiful wife.

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Forum: Humour Corner 23rd February 2021, 22:18
Replies: 0
Views: 324
Posted By jackatesme
The proof is there.

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Forum: Humour Corner 20th February 2021, 21:42
Replies: 2
Views: 373
Posted By jackatesme
Building suppliers.

Our local supplier, obviously has too much time on his hands. Ordered some sand today, this is outside.
Forum: Humour Corner 19th February 2021, 13:28
Replies: 0
Views: 252
Posted By jackatesme
Highly Recommended.

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Forum: Humour Corner 15th February 2021, 21:54
Replies: 1
Views: 378
Posted By jackatesme
Discount card.

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Forum: Social Forum 13th February 2021, 20:16
Replies: 17
Views: 785
Posted By jackatesme
That is the 2nd time i must admit we were lucky....

That is the 2nd time i must admit we were lucky. Lets hope Lady Luck is still with us for the next game. Must add it was an enjoyable game to watch.
Forum: Social Forum 7th February 2021, 20:03
Replies: 17
Views: 785
Posted By jackatesme
Proof England rugby going the wrong way

England Squad 2022 6 Nations.

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Forum: Humour Corner 5th February 2021, 20:47
Replies: 1
Views: 288
Posted By jackatesme
Not what to say to wife,

Wife: "Is it my pretty face or my sexy body that turns you on the most."
Husband: " Your sense of Humour."
Forum: Humour Corner 2nd February 2021, 22:35
Replies: 0
Views: 364
Posted By jackatesme
no words.

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Forum: Humour Corner 2nd February 2021, 21:52
Replies: 0
Views: 243
Posted By jackatesme
No Social Distancing.

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Forum: Humour Corner 27th January 2021, 21:20
Replies: 0
Views: 223
Posted By jackatesme
Friends.

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Forum: Social Forum 22nd January 2021, 20:16
Replies: 7
Views: 401
Posted By jackatesme
We must be well behind the times down here.:} It...

We must be well behind the times down here.:} It made the BBC Welsh news on line.:}
Forum: Social Forum 21st January 2021, 22:25
Replies: 7
Views: 401
Posted By jackatesme
New car costs.

Council in Barry, S.Wales are sending out letters to people who park on drive. They must install an appropriate vehicle crossing off the road. But 1st they must apply for permission, applications...
Forum: Humour Corner 18th January 2021, 00:14
Replies: 0
Views: 325
Posted By jackatesme
Retirement.

Retirement is great. It's like being on the Dole without the stigma. And you can go to the toilet without getting out of bed.
Forum: Social Forum 16th January 2021, 21:41
Replies: 0
Views: 204
Posted By jackatesme
Facebook.

The above often comes in for criticism, but it has got some good. Caerphilly council have set up a Testing Centre in my home town. The only information about it, is on Facebook, put on there by the...
Forum: Social Forum 14th January 2021, 19:01
Replies: 94
Views: 4,559
Posted By jackatesme
Just bare facts no faking.

Just bare facts no faking.
Forum: Social Forum 14th January 2021, 15:25
Replies: 94
Views: 4,559
Posted By jackatesme
I think nearly all countries are run by people in...

I think nearly all countries are run by people in power who overrule the working classes. Democrats, Republicans, Right Wing, left wing or even Communist. I think Trumps fault was he was too hasty,...
Forum: Humour Corner 12th January 2021, 20:19
Replies: 0
Views: 441
Posted By jackatesme
Flatulence

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Forum: Social Forum 12th January 2021, 19:41
Replies: 11
Views: 486
Posted By jackatesme
Thanks for info on there, going to be busy. I...

Thanks for info on there, going to be busy. I have 2 families going to America at the end of 19th C.
Forum: Social Forum 12th January 2021, 17:02
Replies: 11
Views: 486
Posted By jackatesme
If you have irish ancestry, a lot of records were...

If you have irish ancestry, a lot of records were destroyed in the Four Courts fire in 1922, approx. 3/4!), there are a lot of free sites out there. (CLF.)


I am 2 parts Irish, 1 part...
Forum: Social Forum 12th January 2021, 16:57
Replies: 94
Views: 4,559
Posted By jackatesme
Trump visited many countries, including U.A.E,...

Trump visited many countries, including U.A.E, N.Korea and made friends with Putin, Netanyahu and other Dictators. He liked what he saw and fancied it for himself. Given time he would have brought in...
Forum: Social Forum 12th January 2021, 16:31
Replies: 11
Views: 486
Posted By jackatesme
Ancestry.

Since the lockdown started i have joined " Findmypast" If you are bored with life, you will find this very interesting and addictive. I remember visiting my g/parents house in the 50s, my g/parents...
Forum: Humour Corner 11th January 2021, 13:21
Replies: 6
Views: 748
Posted By jackatesme
Thanks Chris.

Thanks Chris.
Forum: Humour Corner 11th January 2021, 13:20
Replies: 6
Views: 748
Posted By jackatesme
Obviously i have not done it right, it is a clip...

Obviously i have not done it right, it is a clip from "The sound of Music" Where the children are singing so long, farewell. With hint of Trump.:mad:
Forum: Humour Corner 10th January 2021, 19:09
Replies: 0
Views: 368
Posted By jackatesme
Weather Disruption.

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Forum: Humour Corner 10th January 2021, 12:13
Replies: 6
Views: 748
Posted By jackatesme
Brilliant Hope i have done this right.

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Forum: Humour Corner 9th January 2021, 20:07
Replies: 0
Views: 349
Posted By jackatesme
Happy Birthday.

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Forum: Humour Corner 8th January 2021, 22:04
Replies: 0
Views: 414
Posted By jackatesme
Disappointing Zoo.

Man walks into a Zoo to find only one animal on display. A Dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
Forum: Humour Corner 8th January 2021, 15:32
Replies: 0
Views: 322
Posted By jackatesme
Peace at last.

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Forum: Humour Corner 5th January 2021, 19:52
Replies: 1
Views: 443
Posted By jackatesme
Prayer answered.

A Farmer wakes up one morning to find all his cows frozen in the field. He stood over them and prayed for help. Suddenly a woman appeared, waves her arms over the cows, they quickly defrosted. " Are...
Forum: Social Forum 5th January 2021, 19:45
Replies: 37
Views: 1,348
Posted By jackatesme
On the same subject, there was a post on facebook...

On the same subject, there was a post on facebook a couple of days ago. " Why waste the vaccines on the old, they have one foot in the grave." Hasten to add not my words, he was quickly...
Forum: Social Forum 4th January 2021, 22:27
Replies: 37
Views: 1,348
Posted By jackatesme
My Daughter is a school teacher, and definitely...

My Daughter is a school teacher, and definitely not a Marxist. As for 100% public funding, i think everyone is payed by the public, whatever you produce is paid for by the public and ends up in your...
Forum: Humour Corner 29th December 2020, 21:44
Replies: 0
Views: 394
Posted By jackatesme
Todays priorities.

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Forum: Humour Corner 29th December 2020, 13:22
Replies: 0
Views: 246
Posted By jackatesme
A.t.m.

Wish the Banks would top up these machines more often over xmas. Tried 4 now, and keep getting message, "Insufficient Funds."
Forum: Humour Corner 20th December 2020, 19:17
Replies: 0
Views: 331
Posted By jackatesme
Chrismas Dinner.

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Forum: Social Forum 15th December 2020, 22:24
Replies: 19
Views: 900
Posted By jackatesme
Finally an ending. Noticed Saturday 2 days after...

Finally an ending. Noticed Saturday 2 days after last cancellation call, that the package was still on my T.V. Made a 3rd call, to be fair the gentleman was better, told me it has not been cancelled!...
Forum: Humour Corner 12th December 2020, 22:02
Replies: 6
Views: 824
Posted By jackatesme
Number plate.

I know it's wrong but i did laugh. There is a photo on facebook, Audi with the number plate: 907 x 815. Someone has written below. = 731,205.


...
Forum: Social Forum 10th December 2020, 20:07
Replies: 12
Views: 760
Posted By jackatesme
Perhaps when the Aliens do come and take over the...

Perhaps when the Aliens do come and take over the world, they may do a better job than the leaders we got today. I don't think it's possible they could do a worse one.
Forum: Social Forum 10th December 2020, 20:02
Replies: 19
Views: 900
Posted By jackatesme
I did at one time go the CEO route after being...

I did at one time go the CEO route after being given his number off this forum. May have been you. Did have success, with problem dealt with more quickly. But listening to the engineers when they...
Forum: Social Forum 10th December 2020, 15:50
Replies: 19
Views: 900
Posted By jackatesme
I have been giving them grief for 2/3 years. They...

I have been giving them grief for 2/3 years. They suggested i upgrade to fibre at a cost which i did. After about 3mths back to problems, engineers came and replaced the cabling inside the house, as...
Forum: Social Forum 10th December 2020, 12:27
Replies: 2
Views: 315
Posted By jackatesme
Bird Table.

My talented neighbours, Bird Table (House).

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Forum: Social Forum 10th December 2020, 09:54
Replies: 19
Views: 900
Posted By jackatesme
Ping 18 Download 20 upload 4. But has i said...

Ping 18 Download 20 upload 4. But has i said it's not only the speed is the problem. Total loss is too often.
Forum: Social Forum 9th December 2020, 23:03
Replies: 19
Views: 900
Posted By jackatesme
Sorry lost me with those figures. But to add to...

Sorry lost me with those figures. But to add to my problem, sitting in the living this morning my router was flashing off line about 6 times in 2 hrs.
Forum: Social Forum 9th December 2020, 19:36
Replies: 19
Views: 900
Posted By jackatesme
New B.T. Package.

At the moment i have B.T. Sport through Sky I thought i could save some money by getting B.T. Sport through a package with my phone bill and Broadband. Engineer installed it all yesterday, while she...
Forum: Social Forum 24th November 2020, 22:15
Replies: 7
Views: 428
Posted By jackatesme
I had one similar when i reached 75. I can't...

I had one similar when i reached 75. I can't understand why we don't hear much of steps being taken to catch these criminals.:mad:
Forum: Social Forum 22nd November 2020, 23:21
Replies: 7
Views: 428
Posted By jackatesme
Car tax scam.

When is someone going to stop these. Had one today from DVLA, saying my cheque has bounced on my recent tax payment. My Renault is tax free.
Forum: Humour Corner 16th November 2020, 20:26
Replies: 0
Views: 510
Posted By jackatesme
You have been warned.

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Forum: Social Forum 16th November 2020, 19:58
Replies: 54
Views: 2,838
Posted By jackatesme
Anyone on here capable to convert my 75 Diesel to...

Anyone on here capable to convert my 75 Diesel to electric or hydrogen.:D
Forum: Social Forum 10th November 2020, 19:02
Replies: 0
Views: 243
Posted By jackatesme
Angry BBC Licence scam.

The scammers have jumped on to the BBC over 75 free licence decision to send out scam e-mail. I have had one that states my licence has been suspended, and i need to update my details. I have just...
Forum: Humour Corner 30th October 2020, 15:34
Replies: 0
Views: 464
Posted By jackatesme
Cheap Child Care.

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Forum: Humour Corner 22nd October 2020, 16:05
Replies: 0
Views: 596
Posted By jackatesme
May have lost my licence.

Got pulled over by police yesterday. Asked officer why i was stopped. He said i was drunk. Told him i don't drink. To prove i was drunk he asked me. "If it was late at night and you see 2 lights...
Forum: Social Forum 19th October 2020, 15:19
Replies: 7
Views: 307
Posted By jackatesme
Wales on Lockdown.

The Welsh Government have Mobilized the army to control our Borders. Enter at your own risk. The Severn Bridge Squad. ...
Forum: Humour Corner 15th October 2020, 20:35
Replies: 0
Views: 375
Posted By jackatesme
Young love.

A young lad had a promise off his girlfriend they would do it for the 1st time tonight. So being young and nervous he called in the chemist for advice and condoms. The chemist was very helpful with...
Forum: Humour Corner 15th October 2020, 20:22
Replies: 0
Views: 379
Posted By jackatesme
Old lady at supermarket.

Old lady at checkout was told she could not buy 3 tins of cat food, as cashier was concerned she was buying them to eat herself, she went back next day with cat and also ordered 2 tins of dog food,...
Forum: Social Forum 14th October 2020, 22:37
Replies: 0
Views: 123
Posted By jackatesme
Football Scores. "Spoiler"

England 0 Denmark 1, and if you don't see it in tomorrows papers Scotland 1 Czech Republic.0, Bulgaria 0 Wales 1 ( again).:D
Forum: Technical Help Forum 11th October 2020, 22:51
Replies: 13
Views: 1,081
Posted By jackatesme
Yes sorry forgot to mention it.:}

Yes sorry forgot to mention it.:}
Forum: Technical Help Forum 9th October 2020, 20:44
Replies: 13
Views: 1,081
Posted By jackatesme
New battery bought. Must remember to take a drive...

New battery bought. Must remember to take a drive more often. :mad:
Forum: Social Forum 5th October 2020, 12:30
Replies: 16
Views: 889
Posted By jackatesme
B.T. are not on their own. Just been told that a...

B.T. are not on their own. Just been told that a friends mother has died, he phones Talk Talk to cancel her contract and was told, " She would have to give 30 days notice, and there would be a £150...
Forum: Social Forum 4th October 2020, 22:42
Replies: 2
Views: 323
Posted By jackatesme
Talking Football Helpline.

If you are feeling depressed by todays performance. Man Utd helpline 0800 616161 ...
Forum: Social Forum 4th October 2020, 22:05
Replies: 30
Views: 1,470
Posted By jackatesme
Use Vanish myself, no sign of it since.:D

Use Vanish myself, no sign of it since.:D
Forum: Social Forum 3rd October 2020, 14:42
Replies: 15
Views: 665
Posted By jackatesme
Planted a clematis some months ago, climbed 8ft...

Planted a clematis some months ago, climbed 8ft high, not one single flower on it.:mad:
Forum: Social Forum 3rd October 2020, 12:25
Replies: 30
Views: 1,470
Posted By jackatesme
They are now trying a vaccine on him. Would not...

They are now trying a vaccine on him. Would not be surprised if in a few days he leaves hospital fully cured, and saying he volunteered to inject himself with the virus to test this miraculous...
Forum: Humour Corner 30th September 2020, 15:17
Replies: 0
Views: 314
Posted By jackatesme
New tools.

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Forum: Humour Corner 29th September 2020, 22:24
Replies: 0
Views: 346
Posted By jackatesme
Praying Mantis.

The female Praying Mantis devours the male within minutes after mating. While the human female prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime.
Forum: Humour Corner 29th September 2020, 22:18
Replies: 0
Views: 313
Posted By jackatesme
Postmen

As of Monday all postmen will be working from home. They will read your letters and call you if it's anything important.
Forum: Technical Help Forum 29th September 2020, 22:10
Replies: 13
Views: 1,081
Posted By jackatesme
Will "borrow" one tomorrow and try...

Will "borrow" one tomorrow and try again.
Forum: Technical Help Forum 29th September 2020, 21:14
Replies: 13
Views: 1,081
Posted By jackatesme
That is what puzzles me, charger was showing...

That is what puzzles me, charger was showing fully charged.:shrug:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 29th September 2020, 19:29
Replies: 13
Views: 1,081
Posted By jackatesme
My neighbour checked across the terminals and...

My neighbour checked across the terminals and said there no connection. What that means, i don't know. I am not that well educated on electric problems.
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