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Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 23rd May 2022, 16:17
Replies: 3
Views: 201
Posted By Number 6
Bargain!!!!!! and they dont look to bad a...

Bargain!!!!!! and they dont look to bad a condition.
Forum: Technical Help Forum 23rd May 2022, 14:53
Replies: 8
Views: 182
Posted By Number 6
That is unusual, If the Tank is over a 1/4 full...

That is unusual, If the Tank is over a 1/4 full they will normally start with just the under bonnet pump working:shrug:
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 23rd May 2022, 14:46
Replies: 10
Views: 293
Posted By Number 6
Totally Gob smacked you have sold the Bear.. I...

Totally Gob smacked you have sold the Bear.. I thought it was your Forever Car:shrug:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 22nd May 2022, 19:09
Replies: 8
Views: 182
Posted By Number 6
The OP states That the engine turns over but...

The OP states That the engine turns over but fails to start..So it seems the starter motor is OK:shrug:
Forum: Regional Events Forum: The Midlands 22nd May 2022, 08:52
Replies: 13
Views: 554
Posted By Number 6
Hi Steve, Can you put me on the "List" For the...

Hi Steve,
Can you put me on the "List" For the 19th meet and possible for a "T" 4 health check?.

Cant seem to see the list anywhere.

John
Forum: Social Forum 22nd May 2022, 08:41
Replies: 19
Views: 290
Posted By Number 6
Is this Hurricane open to anyone or was it a...

Is this Hurricane open to anyone or was it a special "One Off"?
Forum: Social Forum 21st May 2022, 19:30
Replies: 19
Views: 290
Posted By Number 6
And mine.. I have built and flown model...

And mine..

I have built and flown model aircraft for over 45 years, A lot of WW1 and 2 aircraft.. But never built a Spitfire,,But have built several Hurricanes as I think it is by far a nicer...
Forum: Social Forum 21st May 2022, 19:25
Replies: 19
Views: 290
Posted By Number 6
No I am not at all jealous...

No I am not at all jealous :devil::devil::devil::devil::devil:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 20th May 2022, 07:14
Replies: 9
Views: 254
Posted By Number 6
All you need to remove to see and reach the...

All you need to remove to see and reach the "Pipe" is the surround that covers the light switch and under the steering wheel. Two screws and couple of pull off clips..

Just did mine and both ends...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 19th May 2022, 09:54
Replies: 9
Views: 254
Posted By Number 6
I wonder if this could be the cause of the...

I wonder if this could be the cause of the problem I have,

I set the temp to say 23c,, The engine warms up, the heater warms up and all if fine, THEN the air flow thru the lower vents starts to...
Forum: V8 Forum 17th May 2022, 14:09
Replies: 7
Views: 398
Posted By Number 6
Maybe then you dont really want to sell it????;)

Maybe then you dont really want to sell it????;)
Forum: Technology Forum 14th May 2022, 07:46
Replies: 14
Views: 225
Posted By Number 6
So is that the sort of thing you are looking for?...

So is that the sort of thing you are looking for? as it is a stand alone unit.
Forum: Technology Forum 13th May 2022, 22:23
Replies: 14
Views: 225
Posted By Number 6
It does say it is "Re Chargeable" and comes with...

It does say it is "Re Chargeable" and comes with a charger:shrug:
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 11th May 2022, 19:16
Replies: 11
Views: 488
Posted By Number 6
The Hand Brake is only used to Hold the car when...

The Hand Brake is only used to Hold the car when it is stationary so gets very little wear. Saying that I changed mine at 175K Not that they needed changing but while I had every thing apart I...
Forum: Social Forum 11th May 2022, 19:10
Replies: 19
Views: 421
Posted By Number 6
Just a suggestion, So dont take offence but have...

Just a suggestion, So dont take offence but have a read of the instructions to make sure you understand how to operate said Neff Hob/Cooker:shrug:
Forum: Humour Corner 9th May 2022, 22:42
Replies: 0
Views: 155
Posted By Number 6
man goes into a Bar.

Man goes into a bar for a few beers,,
After being in there a few minutes he see,s a woman sitting at the bar.
As he looks at her he see,s she is about 60, but very very fit. so he sidles up to her...
Forum: Photography Corner 9th May 2022, 10:00
Replies: 5
Views: 272
Posted By Number 6
The 747 was certified by the FAA for commercial...

The 747 was certified by the FAA for commercial passenger service on December 30, 1969. The 747 entered service with Pan Am on January 22, 1970

1969/1970 to present day, 52 years a long time ago, ...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 8th May 2022, 17:56
Replies: 6
Views: 499
Posted By Number 6
Although I am Not a fan of theses type of places,...

Although I am Not a fan of theses type of places, They must have been able to open the bonnet via the release cable to re-gas the A/C.. maybe you were just unlucky and the cable snapped/dislodged...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 7th May 2022, 22:53
Replies: 4
Views: 398
Posted By Number 6
Even if you go for the 160 re-map you dont have...

Even if you go for the 160 re-map you dont have to use the extra performance it gives you, But if you need to use it it is there. Makes overtaking a lot easier and less "Shall I, Shant I"moments ....
Forum: The Valeting Forum 5th May 2022, 22:03
Replies: 3
Views: 151
Posted By Number 6
Red face I havent tried it yet But it looks easy enough on...

I havent tried it yet But it looks easy enough on the demo video
Forum: Technical Help Forum 5th May 2022, 15:14
Replies: 9
Views: 393
Posted By Number 6
No, It is the upper one on the left as you look...

No, It is the upper one on the left as you look at the engine, Attached to the wheel arch area.;)
Forum: Technical Help Forum 5th May 2022, 14:01
Replies: 9
Views: 393
Posted By Number 6
I guess it is the Hydro mount out of the three...

I guess it is the Hydro mount out of the three then??
Forum: Regional Events Forum: The Midlands 5th May 2022, 13:54
Replies: 13
Views: 554
Posted By Number 6
Good News,, ferry booked,,see you there.

Good News,, ferry booked,,see you there.
Forum: Technical Help Forum 4th May 2022, 21:08
Replies: 5
Views: 515
Posted By Number 6
MORE than a Genius:bowdown:

MORE than a Genius:bowdown:
Forum: Items Wanted 4th May 2022, 20:51
Replies: 0
Views: 104
Posted By Number 6
Passenger Seat

looking for a front Passenger seat in Grey Alcantra must be in good nick,

As near to the West Midlands as Possible,


let me know if you have anything..

John (Number 6)
Forum: Social Forum 3rd May 2022, 21:33
Replies: 19
Views: 818
Posted By Number 6
i am not admitting to anything, Just asking a...

i am not admitting to anything, Just asking a question;)
Forum: Social Forum 3rd May 2022, 15:34
Replies: 19
Views: 818
Posted By Number 6
Come on then... Hands up who have just Googled...

Come on then... Hands up who have just Googled "Black Knocker"????;)
Forum: Technical Help Forum 2nd May 2022, 19:48
Replies: 6
Views: 368
Posted By Number 6
Well the locks are Handed LHD wont fit a RHD...

Well the locks are Handed LHD wont fit a RHD :shrug::shrug:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 1st May 2022, 19:34
Replies: 6
Views: 368
Posted By Number 6
I dont doubt it But not so easy in...

I dont doubt it But not so easy in France..:shrug: To find righthand drive 75,s
Forum: Technical Help Forum 30th April 2022, 14:01
Replies: 6
Views: 368
Posted By Number 6
door lock strip down

I have done a search but cant seem to find it..Someone posted how to strip down the lock mechanism to free up a "Lazy" motor.

Does any one have a link to this?/

Number 6
Forum: Humour Corner 28th April 2022, 17:36
Replies: 0
Views: 179
Posted By Number 6
Mc Donalds and poor people

The poor old people I can’t believe what I saw in McDonald’s at Glasshoughton today. An old man placed an order for one hamburger , French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 25th April 2022, 18:28
Replies: 19
Views: 784
Posted By Number 6
If it is a genuine LUX it should be ok, Then the...

If it is a genuine LUX it should be ok, Then the only thing that can cause a problem is the way they are fitting it.it is known that if you let the G/B hang on the input shaft when fitting it will...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 25th April 2022, 15:04
Replies: 19
Views: 784
Posted By Number 6
I can only think they are fitting an inferior...

I can only think they are fitting an inferior quality slave,,Do you know which slave they are fitting?..
Forum: Social Forum 21st April 2022, 10:35
Replies: 38
Views: 913
Posted By Number 6
I have to say being of the "older" generation I...

I have to say being of the "older" generation I do like the look of Enfield range, especially the "Cafe Racer" bullet,:}
Forum: Humour Corner 20th April 2022, 19:54
Replies: 0
Views: 192
Posted By Number 6
Helping Hand

So it's just after midnight and a storm is raging outside, howling wind and lashing rain. There's a knock at the door, husband answers and a young guy stood there absolutely soaking wet and looking...
Forum: Social Forum 17th April 2022, 19:51
Replies: 248
Views: 10,798
Posted By Number 6
I might be wrong ( I was once before in 1976) but...

I might be wrong ( I was once before in 1976) but wasnt T B-Liar the one who allowed un controlled immigration when he was in power??
Forum: Social Forum 17th April 2022, 19:13
Replies: 248
Views: 10,798
Posted By Number 6
i have an even better idea, people like the the...

i have an even better idea, people like the the Arch Bishop of Canterbury,who lives in a massive "Palace", All the bleeding hearts and people who say "Let them in, Let them Stay" if they are so keen...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 17th April 2022, 07:29
Replies: 44
Views: 4,823
Posted By Number 6
Ditto the above. I also note that the...

Ditto the above.

I also note that the "Newbie" has made no further comment..:shrug:
Forum: Humour Corner 13th April 2022, 19:28
Replies: 4
Views: 265
Posted By Number 6
Oh Dear, They do say the old ones are the best...

Oh Dear, They do say the old ones are the best ones,:getmecoat:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 13th April 2022, 11:01
Replies: 22
Views: 1,027
Posted By Number 6
OK thanks again for the pictures, will give it...

OK thanks again for the pictures, will give it another go when my hands recover fro the lacerations;)
Forum: Technical Help Forum 13th April 2022, 08:32
Replies: 22
Views: 1,027
Posted By Number 6
Hello Artic, How I did it,, I slid the small...

Hello Artic, How I did it,, I slid the small chrome trim backwards and lifted it off, The thumb section lifted out with no resistance, I then slid the pull handle backwards and pulled it outwards and...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 12th April 2022, 20:17
Replies: 22
Views: 1,027
Posted By Number 6
I did indeed check that the cross bar was located...

I did indeed check that the cross bar was located and it did appear to be so.

I also managed to put my finger onto the cross side of the door handle then turned the key and there was no movement...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 12th April 2022, 13:30
Replies: 22
Views: 1,027
Posted By Number 6
OK then, I have removed the two torque screws...

OK then, I have removed the two torque screws without a problem and the handle is loose. So are you saying the you can leave the handle in place, Unclip the clip to remove the offending part. but to...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 12th April 2022, 08:18
Replies: 22
Views: 1,027
Posted By Number 6
Thanks for the pictures, I have removed the...

Thanks for the pictures,

I have removed the outer handle with out a problem, But how the heck do you remove the key barrel and the plastic section that is attached to the key barrel that the cross...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 11th April 2022, 22:01
Replies: 25
Views: 1,877
Posted By Number 6
Quote They changed the in tank fuel pump but...

Quote
They changed the in tank fuel pump but the issue continues. It did start for a while but then conked out. I believe that when these sensors cool down there is the possibility of the engine...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 11th April 2022, 19:17
Replies: 25
Views: 1,877
Posted By Number 6
In his first post he said the garage in France...

In his first post he said the garage in France had changed the in tank pump. And yet the garage here says it is the in tank pump that is the problem:shrug:
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 11th April 2022, 17:18
Replies: 25
Views: 1,877
Posted By Number 6
I thought you said the In tank pump had been...

I thought you said the In tank pump had been replaced??
Forum: NAC & SAIC 11th April 2022, 07:18
Replies: 22
Views: 1,877
Posted By Number 6
The manual also states on page 292-293 in the...

The manual also states on page 292-293 in the Maintenance section paragraph 3,

Just read this in your Post regarding the charging your EV "Page 292/293" Just how big is the Hand Book??:shrug:
Forum: Social Forum 10th April 2022, 23:04
Replies: 248
Views: 10,798
Posted By Number 6
Quote "Hopefully we'll never get to stage where...

Quote "Hopefully we'll never get to stage where no-one wants to come here"..

I think that will happen in the future, Because the UK is a small Island and is nearly full now, It does not have the...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 10th April 2022, 20:17
Replies: 22
Views: 1,027
Posted By Number 6
The "Cross Bar" is the small bar with the star...

The "Cross Bar" is the small bar with the star cross at either end?? I assume.

I have held the "Cross Bar" and turned the key either way and there is no movement on it.

I cant try it remotely...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 10th April 2022, 17:30
Replies: 22
Views: 1,027
Posted By Number 6
OK, Now another small problem,,All fitted back...

OK, Now another small problem,,All fitted back together But when locking with the Key nothing happens, in as much as you turn the key and the "cross bar" with the cross star either end doesnt...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 10th April 2022, 11:19
Replies: 22
Views: 1,027
Posted By Number 6
drivers door lock (again)

Ok, I have removed the door lock actuator and am now in the process of refitting it. The problem I have is re fitting the the small bar that locates on to the lock it has at either end a "Star"...
Forum: Social Forum 10th April 2022, 08:25
Replies: 248
Views: 10,798
Posted By Number 6
I maybe totaly wrong, But is the UK no longer an...

I maybe totaly wrong, But is the UK no longer an EU member???
Forum: Technical Help Forum 5th April 2022, 09:03
Replies: 76
Views: 3,610
Posted By Number 6
As an Ex Driving Instructor learner drivers were...

As an Ex Driving Instructor learner drivers were Never taught to park on the "Wrong" side of the road.;)
Forum: Technical Help Forum 5th April 2022, 08:50
Replies: 76
Views: 3,610
Posted By Number 6
What learner drivers are taught nowadays is to...

What learner drivers are taught nowadays is to "Block Change" where you brake to slow down and then go directly to the gear you then need say 4th straight to 2nd or 5th to 3rd dependant on what you...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 4th April 2022, 16:35
Replies: 86
Views: 5,450
Posted By Number 6
Please Please keep us informed, I love threads...

Please Please keep us informed, I love threads like this..:D
Forum: Social Forum 2nd April 2022, 22:46
Replies: 15
Views: 599
Posted By Number 6
OK, So if you wanted to 3d print a part for a car...

OK, So if you wanted to 3d print a part for a car like an opaque side light lens that was out of production( the car) how would you go about that?/
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 2nd April 2022, 22:39
Replies: 4
Views: 406
Posted By Number 6
I sprayed mine with a very bright silver and from...

I sprayed mine with a very bright silver and from a distance it would pass as chrome, I have never actually seen any in chrome:shrug:
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 2nd April 2022, 20:36
Replies: 11
Views: 805
Posted By Number 6
Which Oil

Probably been asked many times before, But what is the recommended Oil for a CDT with 214678 miles on the clock?

I have done a search but get conflicting answers:shrug:

IE Mineral, Semi...
Forum: Social Forum 2nd April 2022, 20:31
Replies: 15
Views: 599
Posted By Number 6
Knowing nothing about 3D printing , Do you need...

Knowing nothing about 3D printing , Do you need to be Computer savvy to use a 3D printer. IE the setting up the computer and printer to "Make" things?
Forum: Social Forum 1st April 2022, 19:11
Replies: 4
Views: 258
Posted By Number 6
OR Intelligence it seems.

OR Intelligence it seems.
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 1st April 2022, 17:46
Replies: 8
Views: 600
Posted By Number 6
Well it had a new stat fitted a few years ago,...

Well it had a new stat fitted a few years ago, and I left the old Renault 5 stat in situ.. but was told it would do no harm to leave it in place.:shrug:
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 1st April 2022, 17:43
Replies: 8
Views: 600
Posted By Number 6
Thanks for the reply, The outside temp is...

Thanks for the reply, The outside temp is anything between 1c and 10c when this is happening so not hot out side.

The temp gauge sits at half way and never moves, Always been there.
Forum: Social Forum 1st April 2022, 17:21
Replies: 15
Views: 565
Posted By Number 6
It now appears that according to the new rules...

It now appears that according to the new rules Cyclists, although they dont have to pay to go on the roads IE insurance Road licence ETC have more rights than car drivers have, you can expect more...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 31st March 2022, 20:24
Replies: 3
Views: 413
Posted By Number 6
Hi, Terry aka TS Autos has moved from Stourbridge...

Hi, Terry aka TS Autos has moved from Stourbridge and lives somewhere in Shropshire. (I believe)

Someone will know his contact details and will no doubt let you have them.
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 30th March 2022, 22:36
Replies: 8
Views: 600
Posted By Number 6
I have done the top thermostat Mod. But this...

I have done the top thermostat Mod.

But this was done some time ago, the level of water never changes And this has only recently started to do this.

Oh and it has been bled correctly
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 30th March 2022, 21:22
Replies: 8
Views: 600
Posted By Number 6
Well here is a strange happening.Car Heater

The heater in the car (75 Diesel), has all of a sudden started to play silly luggers,, From cold with the temp set at 20 both sides the hot air starts to increase as the engine temp rises. All good,...
Forum: Humour Corner 25th March 2022, 07:06
Replies: 0
Views: 231
Posted By Number 6
Two Nuns

Two elderly nuns, Sister Dulce and Sister Andrea are on their way back from the market one evening.
It’s already very late, and they have quite a distance left before reaching their convent....
Forum: Technical Help Forum 24th March 2022, 22:18
Replies: 11
Views: 705
Posted By Number 6
Maybe but I I know of cases when they have been...

Maybe but I I know of cases when they have been "Tightened" and after a short time the car develops a Knock on the suspension And the pinch bolt needed torquing up by a decent amount:shrug:
...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 24th March 2022, 21:15
Replies: 11
Views: 705
Posted By Number 6
Not seeing the "Loose" joint it is difficult to...

Not seeing the "Loose" joint it is difficult to say exactly what is "Loose" You say that the the lower arms were replaced ni January.. Being such a short space of time it is feasible that the pinch...
Forum: Humour Corner 23rd March 2022, 16:35
Replies: 0
Views: 247
Posted By Number 6
winter warmer.

Little Johnny was visiting a friend of his in New York during the winter.
He and his friend went outside to play in the snow.
After about an hour, his friend’s mother called them back inside and...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 22nd March 2022, 09:24
Replies: 10
Views: 730
Posted By Number 6
Sorry Rav I dont understand "It is loose and its...

Sorry Rav I dont understand "It is loose and its about to come away from the car" " He said it needs resealing" ??? As far as I am aware there is no seal around the glass. The glass sits on a rubber...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 22nd March 2022, 09:04
Replies: 25
Views: 1,877
Posted By Number 6
Rav, From what I gather the UBP has been replaced...

Rav, From what I gather the UBP has been replaced at great cost, So unless it is the connection:shrug::shrug:
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 21st March 2022, 14:49
Replies: 25
Views: 1,877
Posted By Number 6
Even if the in tank pump is not working and...

Even if the in tank pump is not working and providing the tank is over a 1/4 to 1/2 full it should still run.
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 21st March 2022, 07:46
Replies: 25
Views: 1,877
Posted By Number 6
Yes of course, I meant the Crank sensor:getmecoat:

Yes of course, I meant the Crank sensor:getmecoat:
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 20th March 2022, 10:26
Replies: 25
Views: 1,877
Posted By Number 6
Have you tried a replacement Cam Sensor yet ?? ...

Have you tried a replacement Cam Sensor yet ??

Where in Normandy are you?
Forum: Social Forum 17th March 2022, 22:23
Replies: 27
Views: 750
Posted By Number 6
ive had the same over here in Brittany..:shrug:

ive had the same over here in Brittany..:shrug:
Forum: Social Forum 16th March 2022, 11:20
Replies: 13
Views: 356
Posted By Number 6
It is a way to strangle the use of private car...

It is a way to strangle the use of private car ownership and usage and force people onto "Public" transport that is not there.
Forum: Technical Help Forum 13th March 2022, 12:58
Replies: 5
Views: 451
Posted By Number 6
I can only tell you about the rear shocker, To...

I can only tell you about the rear shocker, To get to it you do need to remove the side panel which is a P.I.T.A. You can then get to the upper mount support and the top shocker nut. I removed the...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 10th March 2022, 13:02
Replies: 8
Views: 586
Posted By Number 6
Well it looks like a V8, not a KV6.. can you say...

Well it looks like a V8, not a KV6.. can you say what engine it is??
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 10th March 2022, 10:40
Replies: 8
Views: 586
Posted By Number 6
Well I have never seen that before,, Any Idea...

Well I have never seen that before,, Any Idea what caused it???
Forum: Technical Help Forum 8th March 2022, 14:10
Replies: 24
Views: 1,238
Posted By Number 6
I used to mix a little Castrol R into the petrol...

I used to mix a little Castrol R into the petrol tank just for the smell ;)
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 7th March 2022, 20:13
Replies: 20
Views: 1,599
Posted By Number 6
The next TAX to be implemented will be a tax on...

The next TAX to be implemented will be a tax on the "Clean" air you breath because they have stopped the pollution by banning the cars from town centres ;)
Forum: NAC & SAIC 5th March 2022, 14:47
Replies: 22
Views: 1,877
Posted By Number 6
Errrrr, "The Lady Boys of...

Errrrr, "The Lady Boys of Bangkok"??????????????:getmecoat::getmecoat:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 4th March 2022, 08:04
Replies: 16
Views: 803
Posted By Number 6
I had a similar thing, Check out the HP fuel pump...

I had a similar thing, Check out the HP fuel pump regulator on the rear of the HP pump.. Turned out it was the small "O" ring had split. Replaced it and all was well.
Forum: Humour Corner 1st March 2022, 17:47
Replies: 1
Views: 264
Posted By Number 6
Last time I heard that it was an Austin 7 being...

Last time I heard that it was an Austin 7 being towed by a Bentley Blower.:duh::duh::duh::duh::duh:
Forum: Humour Corner 25th February 2022, 16:44
Replies: 2
Views: 256
Posted By Number 6
Never underestimate Tech support

Never underestimate tech. support!
The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 24th February 2022, 19:20
Replies: 30
Views: 1,659
Posted By Number 6
It does look, compared my 75 tourer very high on...

It does look, compared my 75 tourer very high on the back end. The front looks about the same as mine.:shrug: I often get asked "What are you carrying in the boot"
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 23rd February 2022, 21:18
Replies: 8
Views: 496
Posted By Number 6
I replaced just the back box on mine with a...

I replaced just the back box on mine with a custom made Stainless Steel one. The front pipe and cat were perfect so left them on. The only non standard part was it only had a single outlet...
Forum: Items Wanted 12th February 2022, 20:12
Replies: 8
Views: 332
Posted By Number 6
Oh dear, And heres me thinking you had found a...

Oh dear, And heres me thinking you had found a supplier:duh:
Forum: Humour Corner 12th February 2022, 12:42
Replies: 0
Views: 146
Posted By Number 6
The Mathematician

A professor of mathematics sent a fax
to his wife. It read: "Dear wife,
You must realize that you are 54
years old and I have certain needs
which you are no longer able to satisfy.
I am...
Forum: Humour Corner 11th February 2022, 17:52
Replies: 0
Views: 167
Posted By Number 6
Sex Insurance

You can now get sex insurance in the UK so
make sure you get correct insurance for the
sex you are having.

Please find a list of
companies below catering for most tastes :

Sex with your wife...
Forum: Touring Boating Camping & Caravan Forum 10th February 2022, 11:10
Replies: 25
Views: 1,388
Posted By Number 6
Meneac to Venice

Four years ago we went from Meneac(France) to Venice (Italy) Via the St Gothard pass in Switzerland,then Milan and Verona total of 2,470 miles.75 CDT with 180,000 miles on the clock

Prior to that...
Forum: Humour Corner 7th February 2022, 09:28
Replies: 0
Views: 190
Posted By Number 6
Joining the American Marine Corp

Dear Ma and Pa,
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are...
Forum: Humour Corner 5th February 2022, 18:05
Replies: 0
Views: 222
Posted By Number 6
I met a Millionaire

Just having a drink and a chat with a bloke over a pint in my local last night.
I discovered he was worth around £4 million and he told me the amazing story of how he got so rich.
Basically when he...
Forum: Humour Corner 4th February 2022, 15:11
Replies: 0
Views: 151
Posted By Number 6
Deep in Thought

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee...
Forum: Humour Corner 2nd February 2022, 21:03
Replies: 0
Views: 166
Posted By Number 6
Miss Beatrice and the Pastor.

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her, and she...
Forum: Humour Corner 2nd February 2022, 15:36
Replies: 0
Views: 217
Posted By Number 6
Senior Sex

Senior Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 1st February 2022, 21:26
Replies: 8
Views: 422
Posted By Number 6
Ref to Number 3,,, Without the filter it will do...

Ref to Number 3,,, Without the filter it will do the same as the "Vortex" filter Without the "Vortex" effect And the Vortex filter was I believe a BMW mod. But I stand to be corrected on that.

Ref...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 1st February 2022, 18:26
Replies: 8
Views: 422
Posted By Number 6
Chuck the blocked filter away, replace the lid...

Chuck the blocked filter away, replace the lid and fit back in place. No need for the filter and no need to replace with the "Vortex" one.. I have just done this and the car runs fine..

As...
Forum: Items Wanted 31st January 2022, 12:14
Replies: 2
Views: 247
Posted By Number 6
The "wood" front of the Cup Holder unclips so you...

The "wood" front of the Cup Holder unclips so you can use it on the replacement.
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 30th January 2022, 20:15
Replies: 3
Views: 521
Posted By Number 6
It begs the question.......WHY?:shrug:

It begs the question.......WHY?:shrug:
Forum: Humour Corner 26th January 2022, 18:46
Replies: 0
Views: 176
Posted By Number 6
Intelligence?

A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane.
He turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow...
Forum: V8 Forum 26th January 2022, 09:02
Replies: 4
Views: 305
Posted By Number 6
Out of interest what are the symptoms ??:shrug:

Out of interest what are the symptoms ??:shrug:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 26th January 2022, 08:57
Replies: 5
Views: 356
Posted By Number 6
Your car is a1999 model Yes? If it is then more...

Your car is a1999 model Yes? If it is then more than likely it will have an under bonnet pump, Which if it stops working will not allow the car to start. normally if you tap the pump with a blunt...
Forum: Humour Corner 24th January 2022, 16:02
Replies: 0
Views: 154
Posted By Number 6
The Horse

The husband asked ‘What the hell was that for?’
The wife replied ‘That’s for the slip of paper in your pocket with the name Laura Lou on it!’
‘Don’t worry’, said the husband, that’s just the name...
Forum: Social Forum 22nd January 2022, 19:45
Replies: 8
Views: 158
Posted By Number 6
Bonne Aniversaire D:birthday::band:avid

Bonne Aniversaire D:birthday::band:avid
Forum: Humour Corner 21st January 2022, 17:48
Replies: 0
Views: 173
Posted By Number 6
American Indian

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up...
Forum: Humour Corner 21st January 2022, 17:46
Replies: 0
Views: 155
Posted By Number 6
Scones

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering agonies on his way to his final moment, he suddenly smells the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs.

He gathered his remaining...
Forum: Humour Corner 19th January 2022, 15:30
Replies: 0
Views: 182
Posted By Number 6
Little old Lady

little old lady gets pulled over for speeding. She's shivering cold, and tells the cop, "I c-c-can't be speeding, I had my c-c-cruise control set! "

Cop says, "Ma'am, I clocked you doing 74. "
...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 14th January 2022, 18:48
Replies: 6
Views: 441
Posted By Number 6
Are replacement burners available???

Are replacement burners available???
Forum: Social Forum 14th January 2022, 18:46
Replies: 4
Views: 255
Posted By Number 6
It is always easy to spend other peoples money.. ...

It is always easy to spend other peoples money..

The Council wouldnt be so keen if it was their own money:shrug:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 9th January 2022, 20:17
Replies: 20
Views: 1,192
Posted By Number 6
And make sure the "Condom" is removed (If fitted)...

And make sure the "Condom" is removed (If fitted) before dipping your finger in.
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 9th January 2022, 19:10
Replies: 9
Views: 609
Posted By Number 6
Each to his own,, Personally I quite like...

Each to his own,, Personally I quite like it,:shrug:
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 9th January 2022, 14:27
Replies: 7
Views: 585
Posted By Number 6
Do you have a link to the Add.???:}

Do you have a link to the Add.???:}
Forum: Technical Help Forum 7th January 2022, 22:05
Replies: 21
Views: 1,260
Posted By Number 6
OK, Not sure if you were in UK at this point in...

OK, Not sure if you were in UK at this point in time.
Forum: Humour Corner 7th January 2022, 13:15
Replies: 2
Views: 368
Posted By Number 6
The Facelift

A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 7th January 2022, 09:11
Replies: 21
Views: 1,260
Posted By Number 6
Is this an M.O.T or a C.T ??

Is this an M.O.T or a C.T ??
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 3rd January 2022, 10:27
Replies: 134
Views: 7,734
Posted By Number 6
Thats fine IF you have all the time in the world,...

Thats fine IF you have all the time in the world, Some of us have to get from A-B and DONT have all the time in the world.
Forum: Social Forum 31st December 2021, 16:47
Replies: 18
Views: 855
Posted By Number 6
Every thing is blamed on Covid. Even when Covid...

Every thing is blamed on Covid. Even when Covid is not connected to it. Its to keep the figures up.
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 28th December 2021, 17:31
Replies: 7
Views: 640
Posted By Number 6
Thanks for all the replies. If any one is able to...

Thanks for all the replies. If any one is able to photoshop, Could you do a few duo tone colours that might go with Copper Leaf top or bottom?. There is one colour on the DuoTone list mentioned that...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 27th December 2021, 22:32
Replies: 7
Views: 640
Posted By Number 6
Artic, I know there isnt one on the list. But do...

Artic, I know there isnt one on the list. But do you know of a Copper Leaf done in a Duo Tone colour?? Thinking about getting the car repainted and having it done DuoTone:icon_lol:
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 27th December 2021, 22:20
Replies: 7
Views: 640
Posted By Number 6
Once again thanks to ARTIC...

Once again thanks to ARTIC :xmas-smiley-008::xmas-smiley-008:
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 27th December 2021, 18:05
Replies: 71
Views: 5,099
Posted By Number 6
So sorry for you words cannot describe what you...

So sorry for you words cannot describe what you must be feeling.

I hope the offers of help will be taken up.
Take care.
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 27th December 2021, 18:00
Replies: 7
Views: 640
Posted By Number 6
Car colours

Anyone have the link to the Colours of the 75/ZT the pictures not the codes:xmas-smiley-008:

Thanks in anticipation
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 27th December 2021, 11:18
Replies: 5
Views: 576
Posted By Number 6
Can I ask.. What are you trying to do and what is...

Can I ask.. What are you trying to do and what is the aim of it??
Forum: Technical Help Forum 26th December 2021, 15:29
Replies: 22
Views: 2,056
Posted By Number 6
If you dont know the answer, Its NOT a silly...

If you dont know the answer, Its NOT a silly question:xmas-smiley-008:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 26th December 2021, 09:39
Replies: 22
Views: 2,056
Posted By Number 6
Oh and dont forget the Light Switch. Why put it...

Oh and dont forget the Light Switch. Why put it where it is??
Forum: Humour Corner 25th December 2021, 20:24
Replies: 0
Views: 245
Posted By Number 6
The Mermaid

One day three men are out having a relaxing day fishing, when suddenly they catch a mermaid. After hauling the mermaid up in a net, she promises that if the men set her free, in return she will grant...
Forum: Social Forum 22nd December 2021, 17:44
Replies: 46
Views: 3,471
Posted By Number 6
[QUOTE=SCP440;2879197]I rarely burn logs in my...

[QUOTE=SCP440;2879197]I rarely burn logs in my wood burner, scrap pallets, left over materials and anything else that will combust.

I got it that something needs to be done but when the rest of...
Forum: Humour Corner 21st December 2021, 23:19
Replies: 0
Views: 303
Posted By Number 6
Dont mess with old folk

An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule.
The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat.
He walked up to the...
Forum: Humour Corner 21st December 2021, 23:14
Replies: 0
Views: 264
Posted By Number 6
The impossible Virgin

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A young man married a beautiful woman who had married and divorced 10 other men.
On their wedding night she told her new husband
“Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin!”
‘How can that...
Forum: Technical Help Forum 21st December 2021, 22:02
Replies: 6
Views: 456
Posted By Number 6
A course in Gynaecology is always useful for...

A course in Gynaecology is always useful for doing this.
Forum: Social Forum 21st December 2021, 20:35
Replies: 248
Views: 10,798
Posted By Number 6
A Vision of a "Utopia" (an imagined place or...

A Vision of a "Utopia" (an imagined place or state of things in which everything is perfect).... which will never be achieved as most do not wish to Integrate
Forum: Social Forum 18th December 2021, 17:01
Replies: 248
Views: 10,798
Posted By Number 6
These are the "Immigrants" who came here Legally...

These are the "Immigrants" who came here Legally and have integrated well in to the community.. I worked with a lot of Asian people and found them to be very friendly and polite and was always...
Forum: The 75 and ZT Owners Club General Forum 17th December 2021, 19:50
Replies: 4
Views: 400
Posted By Number 6
Well I have recently replaced my "Standard"...

Well I have recently replaced my "Standard" lights with Xenos and have had a CT (MOT) Passed with no mention of self leveling ETC. SO I doubt there will be a problem for you to do the same.
Forum: Technical Help Forum 17th December 2021, 19:11
Replies: 35
Views: 2,573
Posted By Number 6
You cant really compare a 160 BHP to a 230 BHP...

You cant really compare a 160 BHP to a 230 BHP can you.. I wouldnt bother with a synergy to be honest all they do is to fool the ECU into delivering more fuel to make it go better,(allegedly) If you...
Forum: V8 Forum 16th December 2021, 19:34
Replies: 66
Views: 4,252
Posted By Number 6
Please enlighten me MSD,s ??

Please enlighten me MSD,s ??
Forum: Humour Corner 14th December 2021, 22:30
Replies: 1
Views: 296
Posted By Number 6
Old Ladies

hree old ladies, Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation.

Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them from across the...
Forum: Humour Corner 14th December 2021, 17:05
Replies: 0
Views: 253
Posted By Number 6
Being a Senior is fun.

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time.

Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing, I said.
Talking about my “doing...
Forum: Humour Corner 14th December 2021, 17:00
Replies: 0
Views: 225
Posted By Number 6
Dont send a man to do a womans job

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of different so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents:
Wife: “Honey, I...
Forum: Social Forum 13th December 2021, 19:05
Replies: 248
Views: 10,798
Posted By Number 6
In the 1950,s these people were "Immigrants" with...

In the 1950,s these people were "Immigrants" with documents and proper paper work who applied to come to the country.

Now they come here undocumented, land from a rubber boat and disappear into...
Forum: Social Forum 12th December 2021, 22:22
Replies: 248
Views: 10,798
Posted By Number 6
About time this thread was closed, It is no...

About time this thread was closed, It is no longer about "Illegal Immigrants" crossing the Channel.

It is now a Thread about Grammar and which word is or is not used in the correct tense/way. This...
Forum: Social Forum 12th December 2021, 18:17
Replies: 37
Views: 1,616
Posted By Number 6
It will depend if any "favours" are called in and...

It will depend if any "favours" are called in and how big the Brown Envelops are.:icon_question:
Forum: Social Forum 12th December 2021, 10:31
Replies: 37
Views: 1,616
Posted By Number 6
I imagine that if Verstepan wins Mercedes will...

I imagine that if Verstepan wins Mercedes will come up with all sorts of objections to reverse the decision, As will Red Bull if Hamilton wins
Forum: Humour Corner 11th December 2021, 11:29
Replies: 1
Views: 317
Posted By Number 6
Not so far from the truth. It gets more like it...

Not so far from the truth.
It gets more like it every day.:icon_cry:
Forum: Technical Help Forum 9th December 2021, 17:21
Replies: 51
Views: 3,732
Posted By Number 6
Yes I would be interested as well:xmas-smiley-008:

Yes I would be interested as well:xmas-smiley-008:
Forum: Humour Corner 7th December 2021, 19:29
Replies: 0
Views: 270
Posted By Number 6
Visiting the Doctors

An elderly man Paddy, goes into a pharmacy – reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.
He pours from the bottle onto the teaspoon and offers it to the...
Forum: Humour Corner 7th December 2021, 19:23
Replies: 0
Views: 212
Posted By Number 6
Playing off the Ladies T

Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says,
“Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me.”
His wife was hurt but said,
“Dearest, those days are...
Forum: Humour Corner 7th December 2021, 18:29
Replies: 0
Views: 278
Posted By Number 6
Fairy Tale for Christmas

When four of Santa’s elves got sick and the trainee elves didn’t produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs Clause...
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