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Anna, a Russian maid working for a well to do family in England asks the lady of the house for a pay rise.

Lady: "Now Anna; why do you think you deserve more pay?"

Anna: "Well ma'am, there are three reasons why I wanna increase. The first is that I am cleaning better than you."

Lady: "Who said you are cleaning better than me?"

Anna: "Your husband. He say so."

Lady: "Really?"

Anna: "The second reason is that I am better cook than you."

Lady: "Don't talk nonsense! Who said you were a better cook than me?"

Anna: "Your husband said."

Lady (getting irritated): "Oh he did, did he?"

Anna: "And the third reason is that I'm better at sex than you."

Lady (now seething): "And did my husband say that as well?"

Anna: "No ma'am, the gardener did."

Lady: "So how much do you want?"