[FLYING BANANA]

Husband: "Oh, come on."

Wife: "Leave me alone!"

Husband: "It won't take long."

Wife: "I won't be able to sleep afterwards."

Husband: "I can't sleep without it."

Wife: "Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?"

Husband: "Because I'm hot."

Wife: "You get hot at the darnedest times."

Husband: "If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you."

Wife: "If you love me you'd be more considerate."

Husband: "You don't love me anymore."

Wife: "Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight."

Husband: Please, go on."

Wife: "All right, I'll do it."

Husband: "What's the matter? You need a flashlight?"

Wife: "I can't find it in the dark."

Husband: "Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!"

Wife: "There! Are you satisfied?"

Husband: "Oh, yes."
Wife: "Is it up far enough?"

Husband: "Yeah! That's good."

Wife: "Right! Now go to sleep. And the next time you want the window open, do it yourself."

Now, what were you expecting? ��