Editorial Note:
In an attempt to humorously link Fred's travels with Paddington's the impression may have been conveyed that Fred had arrived in a dishevelled state. This was absolutely NOT the case. Indeed Fred has clearly had the best of treatment at all stages of his travels. Unfortunately youngsters have a tendency to exaggerate to garner sympathy from wherever it may be found and to remain the centre of attention. Suffice to say, Mrs Zeb is entirely innocent in all this.
Having now fended off Lincolnshire Social Services after Fred's injudicious comments at Toto's that, 'usually they only ever feed me marmalade' and 'these are all the clothes I have'. Zeb will be making increased efforts to ensure that all diary entries are a truthful reflection of Fred's visit.
Apologies to all who may have felt implicated or criticised by young Fred's comments.
The management.
