So here's one i hope you enjoy
A little girl gets driven to school every morning by her grandad. One day, he wasn't too good so her nan takes her instead. That night her mum asked her how her day had been. ' well mummy, nanna went the same way to school that grandad goes, but do you know what, we never saw one moron, 'kin ....head,flash ........, or blind .....'
Eric