[FLYING BANANA]

As much as we condemn the Police they do have a soft side.

I was driving the Banana and pulled up on the outside lane approaching a roundabout when a Police dog van pulled up on the inside, the driver got my attention with a short blast on the siren. Down went my passenger window and the officer said, “Nice car, lovely colour. Don’t go doing any bank jobs in it though as we will be able to spot you from space. I’ll give you my phone number should you want to sell this beauty”.

I replied, “well you’ll have to get in the queue as there are 19 people in front of you who want to buy her”.
His reply was, “no problem, I can fit them all up then I’ll be first in the queue. Have a nice day”. And he was gone.

Nobby your car is a credit to you.