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spirit6060 · 19th October 2020, 08:56

I was in the pub and a man comes in with 3 ducks and puts them on the counter.
He says to me, 'They're talking ducks'.
So I say to the first duck, 'What's your name and do you have any hobbies or interests?' The duck replied 'My name's Donald - Donald Duck - and I like going in and out of puddles'.
I said to the second duck 'What's your name and do you have any hobbies?'
The duck replied 'My name's Francis - Francis Drake - and I like going in and out of puddles as well'.
And I said to the third duck 'What's your name and do you have any hobbies or interests?' The duck replied 'I'm Puddles and I'm fed up of those two!'

19th October 2020, 08:56	#2
spirit6060 Regular poster MG ZTT Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Cardiff Posts: 95 Thanks: 46 Thanked 71 Times in 37 Posts	I was in the pub and a man comes in with 3 ducks and puts them on the counter. He says to me, 'They're talking ducks'. So I say to the first duck, 'What's your name and do you have any hobbies or interests?' The duck replied 'My name's Donald - Donald Duck - and I like going in and out of puddles'. I said to the second duck 'What's your name and do you have any hobbies?' The duck replied 'My name's Francis - Francis Drake - and I like going in and out of puddles as well'. And I said to the third duck 'What's your name and do you have any hobbies or interests?' The duck replied 'I'm Puddles and I'm fed up of those two!'