Horse
A man was driving down a country lane. It was late, it was windy and it was dark.
His windscreen wipers were barely keeping up with the rain splattering his windscreen.
His engine started to stutter before finally stopping.
He rolled to a stop beside a big gate. There was not a soul around.
He got out and opened the bonnet and peered inside at the failed engine.
It’s your coil ... the man looks up, there is a big black horse staring at him from behind the gate.
It’s your coil, look I can see from here, the wire has come off.
The man is stunned, he eyes the horse and quickly pushes on the disconnected wire before jumping in his car and speeding off.
He drives to the village and finds a pub, runs inside and orders himself a large vodka.
The Barman looks at him and says are you alright, you look like you’ve seen a ghost.
The man recounts his strange tale.
The barman says was it a black horse?
The man says that it was.
Good says the barman coz the white one doesn’t know anything about cars.
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