Make sure of the facts first
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only
to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a
vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I
could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to
demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum
cleaners.'
'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I haven't got any money' and
she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the
door and pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said.
'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse droppings all
over her hallway carpet.'If this vacuum cleaner does
not remove all traces of this horse dropping from your
carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'
'Well,' she said, 'I hope you've got a flipping good appetite,
because the electricity was cut off this morning.'
Had to "clean" this one up a bit first. KB
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