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Originally Posted by ceedy
Copied off the net. 
The heaviest chemical element yet known to science. Governmentium (Gv) has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium--an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
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Oh how true. Some 40% of the National Debt is unfunded pension fund for them. Also think about the hoops volunteers like recently retired doctors and nurses were asked to jump through by the "jobsworths" before being accepted to administer the Covid vaccinations; things like "Inclusivity" or whatever. Just try and register on line.
The BBC reports that only about 1/3rd of the jabs delivered in the EU have been administered, the rest sit in limbo whilst the politicians and bureaucrats dither. I was in favour of decimating the civil service thinking it meant getting rid of 9 out of 10 due to my poor education; it means only 1 out of 10.