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Old 26th May 2016, 19:21   #108625
barney bear
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rover 75 Connoiseur diesel called Rosey

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Originally Posted by lady zed View Post
Ok I'm not reading 10000 pages, can someone brief me on what I've missed
I'll try Anna............

Rod won't pay for heating, but has access to some fantastic pies
Jeff will eat anything you put in front of him
Freddie's car is fantastic
Steve W44nty has a lovely dog called Georgie, he may have a pic of his grey estate in the club calendar as well, I can't quite remember
Stevestrat has 2 new dogs, both of them are barking mad
Thomas has too many cars and should give me his Vitesse
Stevenicks is an ex copper who likes to shoot at the peasants that cross his land going to the stream to get drinking water.
Ian is our resident musician, you can watch videos of him playing various different guitars without once looking at the camera
George needs locking up, plus he needs his auxiliary heater fixing
Derek is true gent who rules the LCOZ with a light touch
Phil lives in Africa, and has a mongoose that comes visiting (amazing)
Stu lives with a colony of penguins, 3 badgers and a unicorn. He also collects Leyland memorabilia and the carcasses of any small dried out rodents
Me (Tony) I'm plagued by a car that breaks every month just before payday, a wife that has a fetish for buying our kids clothes that they don't need and 2 little princesses who like to try and sell other people's dogs at club meets
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RPWC drives a window and washes coaches
Trikey has far too many cars so should really give every member of the LCOZ a free 75 as a project
Jay has a Harley and a tattoo on his neck that says anal or something like that
If I've missed anybody please feel free to shout at me, in my defence though I am really tired.
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Last edited by barney bear; 27th May 2016 at 04:24.. Reason: Damn fool of a goblin set fire to my ukulele, twice
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