A Paddy.
Paddys' wife went shopping and left him at home to paint the living room.
When she she came home he was nearly finished,but she noticed he was a bath of sweat. "Why have you got a blazer and dufflecoat on" she asks him.
His reply "It says on the tin,for best results put on 2 coats."
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Maralyn was born 9th Sept 2004 14.44.48.
103,597 of 112,381 (75s)
3,021 of 4,744 Connie SE
239 of 1.685 Platinum Gold.
"Maralyn": Platinum Blonde,Troublesome,Unpredictable. 
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