Morning gentlemen (and ladies) - bit grey and cool here, I don't think we are going to get an Indian Summer this year.
It's Friday - three MMMs day - Motoring Mayhem in Morrisons in other words. I can't believe the number of drivers, of all age and sexes, who:
- Think that I'm anorexic and can get into my car through a gap a snake would struggle with
- Are unable to see white lines marking out parking slots - or believe they should be straddled
- Never look behind themselves before reversing
- Haven't a clue how long (or wide) their vehicle is
- Believe that other people's cars are purely a buffer for their own door edges
Gawd - I'm really in grumpy old man mode this morning aren't I
