I went into an artisan coffee shop and asked for a skinny latte.
I asked how much the cakes were.
The lady replied: "The custard tarts on the bottom shelf are £1.00; the carrot cake on the second shelf is £1.50; the Bakewell tart on the third shelf is £2.00; the cake on the top shelf is £4.00."
"What sort of cake is on the top shelf" I inquired.
"That's my-dearer cake"
