A while back I was getting ready to leave for work. Wallet, phone, cash in pocket . . . car keys?? Had them a minute before, where had I put them??
Started looking around the flat. Stranger and stranger, no sign anywhere. Wandered into the bathroom just in case I'd left them there.
There was a medicine cabinet with a mirror front about the wash-basin. Looking back at me is my reflection, with car keys dangling by their leather fob between my teeth.
Don't tell anyone, OK?
|