[Dorset Bob]

I remember, back in the 80s, I installed some Audioline coaxial speakers in the front doors together with rear speakers on the rear parcel shelf.

Kev next door, who we had a good banter type friendship, was quite envious of the set-up.
So, to outdo me, he arrived home one day with a monster set of door speakers, with smug comments like "I am surprised that your can hear anything out of those little speakers, you should have got a proper set like this mate"

I will never forget his smug face when he was installing them, in his Escort.
Until he found out that his front windows would only wind down by about 2 inches.