Be a gentleman.
Dai was lying on the beach fully naked apart from a hat covering his private parts. An elderly lady walking past. " If you were a gentleman you would lift your hat" His reply " If you wasn't so ugly, it would lift itself."
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- John B signing out
Maralyn was born 9th Sept 2004 14.44.48.
103,597 of 112,381 (75s)
3,021 of 4,744 Connie SE
239 of 1.685 Platinum Gold.
"Maralyn": Platinum Blonde,Troublesome,Unpredictable. 
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