[Phil th Barrow]

As thee sayst in stook. Id do thee sen a favour and jack. Theyt oviously over clemmed with thee job me owd mate wen theyt cost b doin somert else thee larkst..

Translation...

It has come apparent that its time for you to move on to a new "project" as it appears that you've done all you can in this position. With your up coming retirement package and "gold watch" im sure you will be able to have time to task, deal, business, enterprise, strategy, job, program, design, plan, venture, activity, proposal, scheme, calculate, predict, propose, forecast, see, estimate, envisage to full fill all these other goals in life.

Ps. I don't have friends, only colleuges.