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Originally Posted by Darcydog

Well they say the relationship someone has with their partner is very similar to the relationship you have with investments

When you invest you get quite a few standard warning - most of which apply equally well to a marriages:-

”You may get back less than you put in”

“The value of your investment can go down as well as up”

And my wife’s personal favourite:-

“Past performance is no guarantee of future performance”

Plus without any effort you can get a large interest with a small deposit.---