Seems topical, so here goes............................
How to test yourself for coronavirus
Step 1: Pour a glass of wine and try to smell it.
Step 2: If you can smell the wine, then drink some and see if you can taste it.
Step 3: If you can smell and taste it, you can confirm that you don't have Coronavirus.
Last night I did the test 9 times, and all were negative, thank God
