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A Mod, a Mod, A mod, A mod that's what I want to be.
From the time I first discovered them they've fascinated me.

They pick you up, they put you down, they tell you this and that,
But when you try to answer back they have you on the mat.

This rod of power placed in my hand, that is what I want,
To say you can't say that in here, right now, you're banned you c--t ( Clot )

I've hinted, squinted even ranted to try and get my way,
I've got the look but not the badge, but maybe one fine day

You admin guys, give me a chance to show just how I'm made,
You'll not look back cos I will always call a spade a spade.

So if you come down on my side I'll promise not tell,
Sit back, enjoy a laugh, while I give those posters hell.









A Nonny Mouse.-------