[FLYING BANANA]

Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Lassie. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me:

When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex.

He said. "I would like to have one too."

Then I said. "But this is a dog."

He said he didn't care what she looked like.

Then I said. "But you don't understand I have had Sex since I was 9 years old.”

He replied that I must have been quite a kid.

“When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for me and my wife and a separate room for Sex.”

He said. “Every room in this place is for sex.”

I said. "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake all night."

And the clerk replied. "Me too,"

“I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have sex in the contest.”

He told me that I could have sold tickets for that.

"But you don't understand, I hope to have Sex on T.V." He called me a Show off.

When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said. "Your honor I had sex before we were married."

The judge said. "Me too."

Then I told him that after we were married sex left me.

He replied "me too".

“Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around for him. A cop came over and asked me.”

"What are you doing wandering around the alley at 4 am for?"

I replied. "I am looking for Sex."

My case comes up in court on Monday!” 🤣