Trump Gateau.
A large squirt of bluster, a sprinkle of acidic spice, a spoonful of false pepper, and a burst of aromatic lacquer. Plenty of lard.
Stirred with a greedy spoon and left on a low burner for quite a long time until the edges turn orange.
Do not pierce with a sharp object, embarrassing noises are likely to disappoint. Indigestion may follow if swallowed.
If so, seek immediate medical advice. Preferably NHS. Free. Currently – that’s not an ingredient of the cake.
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