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Old 20th October 2008, 10:57   #1
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Talking Have you spoken to this man....?

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except
one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say,

Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call centre.


No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.
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Old 20th October 2008, 11:19   #2
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............on several Occasions.
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Old 20th October 2008, 11:28   #3
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Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except
one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say,

Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call centre.


No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.

I've heard it already, but it was about the French guy trying to make an English sentence using the words Green, Pink and Yellow
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Old 20th October 2008, 13:13   #4
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Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say,

Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call centre.


No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.
I think he works on our IT help desk at work now
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Old 20th October 2008, 18:44   #5
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I spoke to him the other day when AOL went down.
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