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31st May 2022, 15:11 | #1 |
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In the night.
Husband: "Oh, come on."
Wife: "Leave me alone!" Husband: "It won't take long." Wife: "I won't be able to sleep afterwards." Husband: "I can't sleep without it." Wife: "Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?" Husband: "Because I'm hot." Wife: "You get hot at the darnedest times." Husband: "If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you." Wife: "If you love me you'd be more considerate." Husband: "You don't love me anymore." Wife: "Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight." Husband: Please, go on." Wife: "All right, I'll do it." Husband: "What's the matter? You need a flashlight?" Wife: "I can't find it in the dark." Husband: "Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!" Wife: "There! Are you satisfied?" Husband: "Oh, yes." Wife: "Is it up far enough?" Husband: "Yeah! That's good." Wife: "Right! Now go to sleep. And the next time you want the window open, do it yourself." Now, what were you expecting?
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