Hospitalised

Jeffmuldoon · 21st November 2006, 14:13

A young lady and her husband were visiting her granddad in hospital. Wired up with tubes, pipes and oxygen face-mask he looked really ill.

"How are you granddad?" she asked.
In a voice above a whisper he answered her but she couldn't make it out.

"Say again granddad" she said pitting her ear close to his face mask but
the response was the same.

Turning to her husband she said: " I think he asked if his testacles are black."

"Well have a look." said the husband. Lifting the bedsheets she pulled down his pyjamas.
The old man yanked the mask from his face and shouted...
"Are my test results back?"

21st November 2006, 14:13	#1
Jeffmuldoon Newbie Rover 75 Saloon Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Runcorn Posts: 19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hospitalised A young lady and her husband were visiting her granddad in hospital. Wired up with tubes, pipes and oxygen face-mask he looked really ill. "How are you granddad?" she asked. In a voice above a whisper he answered her but she couldn't make it out. "Say again granddad" she said pitting her ear close to his face mask but the response was the same. Turning to her husband she said: " I think he asked if his testacles are black." "Well have a look." said the husband. Lifting the bedsheets she pulled down his pyjamas. The old man yanked the mask from his face and shouted... "Are my test results back?"