Old Lady

suzublu · 19th July 2011, 21:20

In a lift at the shops,when two Wags enter,the door closes & one of the Wags raises her wrist to the other & says "Chanel no 5,£35, Selfridges" The other wag does the same & says "Gucci £65, Harrods" The old lady lifts a leg & breaks wind "Sprouts 99p asda"

Poppy · 19th July 2011, 21:49

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Originally Posted by suzublu

In a lift at the shops,when two Wags enter,the door closes & one of the Wags raises her wrist to the other & says "Chanel no 5,£35, Selfridges" The other wag does the same & says "Gucci £65, Harrods" The old lady lifts a leg & breaks wind "Sprouts 99p asda"

I have a 1...to...10 scale of decency on here.... That just registered 1/2...pmsl.

suzublu · 19th July 2011, 21:55

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Originally Posted by Poppy

I have a 1...to...10 scale of decency on here.... That just registered 1/2...pmsl.

Phew!!!!!!!! Passed that one then Miss

Poppy · 19th July 2011, 22:04

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Originally Posted by suzublu

Phew!!!!!!!! Passed that one then Miss

LOL. Just about I guess Ronnie......

FLYER · 19th July 2011, 22:11

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Originally Posted by suzublu

Phew!!!!!!!! Passed that one then Miss

i thought it was the old lady that passed one

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suzublu This is my second home rover 75 1.8 vvc club se wedgwood blue Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Seaton Carew Posts: 26,955 Thanks: 65 Thanked 7,142 Times in 4,642 Posts	Old Lady In a lift at the shops,when two Wags enter,the door closes & one of the Wags raises her wrist to the other & says "Chanel no 5,£35, Selfridges" The other wag does the same & says "Gucci £65, Harrods" The old lady lifts a leg & breaks wind "Sprouts 99p asda"