Neighbours - A good reason to live in the country

[Neonaise]

I have a "shouty" neighbour across the road. Shouts at his wife and baby son a lot.

Never had a crossed word with him or anything, just mind my own business.

Not blowing my own trumpet but all the neighbours know I have two show worthy classic Beetles in the garage and my 75 is parked on the drive next to an immaculate Scirocco.

The other day I was washing and polishing the 75 - didn't have anywhere to be so took my time enjoying it as you do.

Next thing I hear "shouty" saying to his wife 'you'd think it was an effing Ferrari' which he didn't think I heard and my missus thinks I misheard but I know what I heard.

I put it down to jealousy