No snow this Christmas, So.........

[KLM]

I dreampt I made a snowman.

- A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

- So, I made a snow woman.

- My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

- The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

- The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

- The vegans at the end of the drive complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

- I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

- The Muslim gentleman across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa.

- The Police arrived saying someone had been offended

- The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

- The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

- TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

- I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

- I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken away by social services.

- Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.

There is no moral to this story. It's where we are.

Kev.

[bl52krz]

How very true,unhappily.