affair

tigerchubs · 9th March 2007, 14:16

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We have been having sex all afternoon."
To which the wife replied "You lying NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-!
"You've been playing golf!"

9th March 2007, 14:16	#1
tigerchubs Gets stuck in Rover 75 CDT+ in Yorkshire Gold Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Sheffield Posts: 975 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We have been having sex all afternoon." To which the wife replied "You lying NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-! "You've been playing golf!" __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]