The Chill Out Zone

[coolcat]

[QUOTE=w44nty;2383239]

Originally Posted by coolcat

As long as the bacon is sizzling in the pan

[stevestrat]

Morning, just! Been buying fish again. We were down to just two fish, big silver dollar and a rather large plec, Rod will know what I'm talking about! We had a number of large silver dollars and tinfoils which I got years ago when a local pet shop was clearing a very big tank prior to moving it. We lost three when we moved here and over the years the numbers have dwindled. Just got a couple of convict cyclids, they're just in the tank and still wary of their new home, keep disappearing behind the filter.

[Georgies Dad]

For George

A cab driver picked up a nun. She got into the cab, and noticed that the VERY handsome cab driver wouldn’t stop staring at her.
She asked him why he was staring. He replied: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answered, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
“Well, let’s see what we can do about that: No. 1, you have to be single, and No. 2, you must be Catholic,” she responded.
The cab driver, very excited, said, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”
“OK,” the nun said. “Pull into the next alley.”
The nun fulfilled his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they got back on the road, the cab driver started crying.
“My dear child,” said the nun, “Why are you crying?”
“Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess; I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun said, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a costume party.”

[FLYER]

Originally Posted by w44nty

For George

A cab driver picked up a nun. She got into the cab, and noticed that the VERY handsome cab driver wouldn’t stop staring at her.
She asked him why he was staring. He replied: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answered, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
“Well, let’s see what we can do about that: No. 1, you have to be single, and No. 2, you must be Catholic,” she responded.
The cab driver, very excited, said, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”
“OK,” the nun said. “Pull into the next alley.”
The nun fulfilled his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they got back on the road, the cab driver started crying.
“My dear child,” said the nun, “Why are you crying?”
“Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess; I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun said, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a costume party.”

You sick pup.

Just wait till the Rev reads that


He will send the Spanish Inquisition round .

[stevenicks]

Hmm..... Nuns

[Rev Jules]

Originally Posted by FLYER

You sick pup.

Just wait till the Rev reads that


He will send the Spanish Inquisition round .

I know him he is part of my flock, I will have a word

Rev

[coolcat]

Originally Posted by stevenicks

Hmm..... Nuns

That's a bad 'habit' to have

[Rev Jules]

Originally Posted by stevenicks

Hmm..... Nuns

They become a habit forming after a while

Rev

[windrush]

Originally Posted by Rev Jules

Good Morning.

Derek and Lilian good luck today let us know Hou you got on.

Julien.

Hi Dawn and Julien apparently I have a high Pottisium reading my consultant was not interest ln it he said that it was the concern of my diabetic doctor,but my blood seems to be ok other wise just waiting for a call from my doctor

[FLYER]

Originally Posted by Rev Jules

I know him he is part of my flock, I will have a word

Rev

Part of your flock ???

The black sheep more like .

Get yer crook out n hook him.