The Chill Out Zone

[Jay]

With you love of fine cars and a certain vegitable may I present to you......
The sprout mobeel

Didnt have time to wrap it:xmas-smiley-016:

[reworht]

Originally Posted by Jay

With you love of fine cars and a certain vegitable may I present to you......
The sprout mobeel

Didnt have time to wrap it:xmas-smiley-016:

Morning Jay - that is an absolute cracker - I think Jeff has probably fainted with excitement at the sight of such a glorious creation

[Jay]

Originally Posted by reworht

Morning Steve, Andy, Stu, Jeff - my excuse is that I didn't get home 'til nigh on half past midnight - and then the pesky 'phone rang at 3.00 am - nobody there when I answered but didn't go towards a good night's sleep
Spent almost 5 hours in the Club last night - what did I drink? - five bottles of non-alcoholic ginger beer
Invested a fiver on the tombola - won a bottle of Les Boriettes red wine - can any experts out there tell me whether I should drink it - or use it to clean out my EGR valve? :xmas-smiley-020:

Crunchy nuts for me this morning I think

Lol with the wine.
M&S has Les Boriettes red wine 2010, 6 bottles at £54. so at £9 a bottle I would drink it Rod

[Jay]

Originally Posted by reworht

Morning Jay - that is an absolute cracker - I think Jeff has probably fainted with excitement at the sight of such a glorious creation

And just think, the more sprouts you eat the more wind you produce, the lighter it gets so more miles to the gallon. Mind you the more lightly it is to explode:xmas-smiley-029:

[reworht]

Originally Posted by Jay

And just think, the more sprouts you eat the more wind you produce, the lighter it gets so more miles to the gallon. Mind you the more lightly it is to explode:xmas-smiley-029:

Jay - maybe we could market this as an alternative to LPG - the "SPG" conversion - we'd need to clone Jeff so we could supply him with each kit - there'd be no fitting charge - just stick him in the back seat and give him a bowl of sprouts 10 minutes before you want to switch over from petrol?

[greendriver]

Originally Posted by reworht

Jay - maybe we could market this as an alternative to LPG - the "SPG" conversion - we'd need to clone Jeff so we could supply him with each kit - there'd be no fitting charge - just stick him in the back seat and give him a bowl of sprouts 10 minutes before you want to switch over from petrol?

This would result in a true bubble car.....:xmas-smiley-029:

[coolcat]

Originally Posted by Jay

With you love of fine cars and a certain vegitable may I present to you......
The sprout mobeel

Didnt have time to wrap it:xmas-smiley-016:

That is brill, got to get me one of those:xmas-smiley-029:
Anyone want to buy a Zt-t

[stevestrat]

Sorry but there's no way in hell I would drive that!
1/ I probably wouldn't be able to get into it. If I did manage to get in I'd need a tin opener to get out.
2/ I wouldn't want to be seen in it in a public place.

On the other hand . . . . if you could squeeze a V8 into it . . . .

[Jay]

He he he. We cant clone Jeff. Sprout growers wouldnt be able to sleep at nights. They'd have to put up prison style electric fences around their crop.

Your right I think Jeff has fainted. Darn. He was doing the breaky as well:xmas-smiley-029:

[Jay]

Originally Posted by coolcat

That is brill, got to get me one of those:xmas-smiley-029:
Anyone want to buy a Zt-t

Your back then Jeff. Good morning to you

I put in the F word in for passing wind and it was blocked?????