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23rd January 2019, 19:16 | #1 |
I really should get out more.......
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The Neighbour
Him: What you doing Gary?
Me:Just checking oil and coolant levels Him: oh good idea ,but wouldn't leave your coolant out there it will freeze! Me :
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23rd January 2019, 19:27 | #2 |
incurable Rover addict
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Good joke!
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23rd January 2019, 20:21 | #3 |
I really should get out more.......
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23rd January 2019, 21:21 | #4 |
This is my second home
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I hope his driving is more competent than his brain waves suggest.
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23rd January 2019, 22:09 | #5 |
This is my second home
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I better drain my coolant out and bring it inside tonight!
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24th January 2019, 06:15 | #6 |
Loves to post
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Reminds me of one of my favourite lines from Only Fools and Horses, Uncle Albert talking about his time in the navy during the war, "It was so cold on the Russian convoys that the flame on my lighter froze".
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24th January 2019, 08:20 | #7 |
Posted a thing or two
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Reminds me of the time when I was in the Prison Service, I was dealing with an inmate charged with murdering his wife, I was filling out his record and asked him are you married or single.
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24th January 2019, 10:56 | #8 |
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Brilliant - made me laugh out loud!!
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24th January 2019, 15:49 | #9 |
Gets stuck in
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25th January 2019, 08:00 | #10 |
Posted a thing or two
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A lot funnier than some of the so called "jokes" in the Humour section.
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