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Old 17th June 2017, 21:23   #1
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Can you please try to have a little more control over who you let in. There is a new member. An elderly woman. She has been privately messaging men. She sends naked pictures of herself in grotesque poses along with close ups of her lady garden. She is offering a samsung galaxy s8 in exchange for sexual favors.
I am especially upset because as it turns out, the phone wasn't even a galaxy s8... It was a galaxy s5 and it obviously has a virus because it's really slow. If that wasn't bad enough... The power button sticks
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Old 19th June 2017, 00:41   #2
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Are Admin/Mods doing something about this ?
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Old 19th June 2017, 07:00   #3
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Old 19th June 2017, 10:22   #4
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Reminds me of an old dear I met in Tesco a few years ago.

Her - "Is that porn?"

Me - "No, it's the Alien trilogy box set"

Her (smiling mischievously) - "Oh, that's a shame. I love me porn"

Me -

I've not been able to live it down since.
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Old 19th June 2017, 11:25   #5
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Hi Reebs

Sorry to jump in on this thread. But I carnt PM you as I'm still blue. Payed subs last month and my in and sent box is full. I don't want to delete these. Can you check it out for me please??

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Old 19th June 2017, 13:01   #6
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Reminds me of the time I was 16 and working in a supermarket on a Saturday. I was stood on a stool stacking shelves and a lady came up to me with a box of Dr Whites. Shes said " Do you have these in a larger size " I nearly fell off the stool as I didn't know whether she meant a bigger box or a bigger something else.
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Old 19th June 2017, 13:22   #7
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Or the fella who saw hardcore advertised and came around with a shopping bag to put it in.!
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Can you please try to have a little more control over who you let in. There is a new member. An elderly woman. She has been privately messaging men. She sends naked pictures of herself in grotesque poses along with close ups of her lady garden. She is offering a samsung galaxy s8 in exchange for sexual favors.
I am especially upset because as it turns out, the phone wasn't even a galaxy s8... It was a galaxy s5 and it obviously has a virus because it's really slow. If that wasn't bad enough... The power button sticks
I used to have a S5 with a dodgy power button, come to think of it. I'll be damned if I can find it.

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Old 22nd June 2017, 15:59   #9
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Answering private messages and trying out their new phones
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