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21st February 2020, 08:58 | #1 |
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A student........
A STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM - AND HOW HE DID IT! Personally, I would have given him a 100%
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * His last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * At the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * Liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * Marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * Exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? * It will simply become wet Q9. How can someone go eight days withoutsleeping? * No problem just sleeps at night Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand. Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? * Very large hands Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. Borrowed from another site.
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232750. Be patient Banana, we will soon be back together and enjoying the shows again. onen hag oll Last edited by FLYING BANANA; 21st February 2020 at 08:59.. Reason: Spellin |
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