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Old 24th July 2019, 12:38   #147641
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Would be lovely if I wasn’t at work!
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Old 24th July 2019, 14:15   #147642
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What glorious weather we are having, I'm thinking about spending our winters in Australia from now on...

I was at my GP surgery today having a blood test, and there was something I noticed, I've also noticed before....

Why are GP surgeries empty when the sun is shining, are people not poorly through the summer months.
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Old 24th July 2019, 14:19   #147643
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yeah, spent an hour watering the plants last night. 3 hours later the heavens opened. Needn't have bothered! Never mind at least I was looking after them.
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Old 24th July 2019, 14:25   #147644
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Afternoon All.

Another stunning day to contend with, sitting here with just my underpants on
got a cold Henry Westerns by my side, any way a couple of weeks ago decided to get myself a bike, over the past week I have been going out for short half hour rides by the way it aint! doing my RS any good, the legs are slowly getting used to the ups and downs.
This morning I decided to really go for it and go for a really long trek I am ambling along on dedicated foot and cycle path with more than enough room for any one to pass each other, coming towards me what I did not know was a Tandem until it got near.
On this machine were a man and women all done up in their Lycra outfits etc!
I did not know there was a certain procedure for passing until this numpty jumped NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-!, said I was on the wrong side of the path, I was on the right thinking he would steer to his right and pass me, I slowed down to let him through, hell but no! he decided stop directly in front of me indicating me to move over to the left, to which I replied after a question and answer get on your bike and be on your way, at this point he started to get off his bike, I might have said something like if you get off you wont be going anywhere, at this point his woman friend said just leave it its not worth the hassle.
We then both went on our way rejoicing, there are some real turds out there.
And now I come to think of it I really do hate you name it cyclists.

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Old 24th July 2019, 14:37   #147645
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Afternoon All.

Another stunning day to contend with, sitting here with just my underpants on
got a cold Henry Westerns by my side, any way a couple of weeks ago decided to get myself a bike, over the past week I have been going out for short half hour rides by the way it aint! doing my RS any good, the legs are slowly getting used to the ups and downs.
This morning I decided to really go for it and go for a really long trek I am ambling along on dedicated foot and cycle path with more than enough room for any one to pass each other, coming towards me what I did not know was a Tandem until it got near.
On this machine were a man and women all done up in their Lycra outfits etc!
I did not know there was a certain procedure for passing until this numpty jumped NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-!, said I was on the wrong side of the path, I was on the right thinking he would steer to his right and pass me, I slowed down to let him through, hell but no! he decided stop directly in front of me indicating me to move over to the left, to which I replied after a question and answer get on your bike and be on your way, at this point he started to get off his bike, I might have said something like if you get off you wont be going anywhere, at this point his woman friend said just leave it its not worth the hassle.
We then both went on our way rejoicing, there are some real turds out there.
And now I come to think of it I really do hate you name it cyclists.

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I suppose you in your Lycra underpants and with a bottle of Weston’s cider in your hand might have put them off a bit. But there was no need for them to speak like that to a man of the cloth, although no cloth to be seen.

You take care once the training wheels are off. Does Dawn have you on a bungee rope, in case to stray too far?
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Old 24th July 2019, 14:42   #147646
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Afternoon All.

Another stunning day to contend with, sitting here with just my underpants on
got a cold Henry Westerns by my side, any way a couple of weeks ago decided to get myself a bike, over the past week I have been going out for short half hour rides by the way it aint! doing my RS any good, the legs are slowly getting used to the ups and downs.
This morning I decided to really go for it and go for a really long trek I am ambling along on dedicated foot and cycle path with more than enough room for any one to pass each other, coming towards me what I did not know was a Tandem until it got near.
On this machine were a man and women all done up in their Lycra outfits etc!
I did not know there was a certain procedure for passing until this numpty jumped NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-!, said I was on the wrong side of the path, I was on the right thinking he would steer to his right and pass me, I slowed down to let him through, hell but no! he decided stop directly in front of me indicating me to move over to the left, to which I replied after a question and answer get on your bike and be on your way, at this point he started to get off his bike, I might have said something like if you get off you wont be going anywhere, at this point his woman friend said just leave it its not worth the hassle.
We then both went on our way rejoicing, there are some real turds out there.
And now I come to think of it I really do hate you name it cyclists.

Rev.



Pervert.







Dear me!, underpants!! Only Batman looks r'reet in underpants....maybe Superman too.




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Old 24th July 2019, 15:31   #147647
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Dear me!, underpants!! Only Batman looks r'reet in underpants....maybe Superman too.




I wear them back to front so I don’t offend anyone. Don’t want meat and veg falling out do we.

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Old 24th July 2019, 15:47   #147648
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I wear them back to front so I don’t offend anyone. Don’t wan meat and veg falling out do we.

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Best not do that as the pressure on your privates will cause headaches, for you and not Dawn.
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Old 24th July 2019, 16:11   #147649
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Double pervert.!! Mum has been to hospital today, had ecg done chest x ray and blood taken. Has been given med for reducing fast heart rate and another to reduce the leg swelling ( stronger diutetic) and has to go for follow up ecg Friday. I hope these work, she also has to take another laxative daily.
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Double pervert.!! Mum has been to hospital today, had ecg done chest x ray and blood taken. Has been given med for reducing fast heart rate and another to reduce the leg swelling ( stronger diutetic) and has to go for follow up ecg Friday. I hope these work, she also has to take another laxative daily.
Wishing your Mum better Rich.
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