The Chill Out Zone

[reworht]

Originally Posted by Georgies Dad

Good morning everyone

Beer by the lake,rod in hand what could be better

Did you get my permission to have me in your hand

Morning all - the sun has come back again, but it's still bitterly cold. I'm dropping the missus off to do a babysitting stint - then on to the rubbish tip. After that - most of the rest of the day is for me to do what I want - otherwise known as 'not a lot'

[Georgies Dad]

Originally Posted by AndyN01

I'm not sure that the Special Branch officers will approve of you holding your rod where the Queen might see it .

Unless it's a particularly large and special rod in which case the invite for tea might be coming.

As it happens I do have a large rod,and it has eyes on it

And I was excused shorts in the Army

[Georgies Dad]

Originally Posted by reworht

Did you get my permission to have me in your hand

D

Only way to keep you under control

[Georgies Dad]

Originally Posted by trikey

Morning all, overcast here at the moment, breakfast sausages cooking at the moment.

Archers Sausages I presume Andy

[Rev Jules]

Just had a phone call we go a week earlier for our second Covid Jabs, 14.20 this afternoon.

[Rev Jules]

Just been reading the comments on here about hand jobs, eyes, and rods, absolute filth,

Rev

[Georgies Dad]

Originally Posted by Rev Jules

Just been reading the comments on here about hand jobs, eyes, and rods, absolute filth,

Rev

You should be ashamed of yourself Reverend,wash your mouth out with Holy Water

[stevestrat]

Originally Posted by AndyN01

Were you not allowed Austin, Morris, Triumph, Vauxhall or even a Rover?

I knew somebody would say that, so much so that I tried to think of an alternative word to escort. My mate had a thing about French cars, a Renault Espace . . . . that ate its own engine, oil seal in the turbo let go and the guy driving it didn't have the nous to try to stall it and a Peugeot 407 with a complicated anti pollution system that went wrong and putting it right would cost more than the car was worth. Put me off French cars for life!

Originally Posted by Georgies Dad

You should be ashamed of yourself Reverend,wash your mouth out with Holy Water

More likely communion wine.

[RPWC]

Steve,yeah about right for school transport. The SEN routes all have an escort on board,the other school runs don't.
Lovely day here ATM sunny and mild.
Quorn and anything is vile,in fact quorn by itself is vile.

[stevestrat]

Originally Posted by RPWC

Quorn and anything is vile,in fact quorn by itself is vile.

What gets me about Quorn and the likes is if you are a committed veggie why do you need something that looks and tastes like meat , just admit it and have a roast pork joint! I have a vehement dislike of most veg, I put it down to school dinners of the late '60s/early '70s, luke warm veg cooked to the point of destruction and a teacher that stood over you until you ate it no matter how much it turned your stomach